emmap_1109's review against another edition
funny
informative
slow-paced
2.75
starts off great, but somehow gets kind of boring, and you just wait for something kind of funny to be said again till the end of the book?
randomprogrammer's review against another edition
5.0
easily the best book ever written, a true testament to god's love for his creation
emalda's review against another edition
3.0
I feel like eating pasta now.
Interesting similarities with Principia Discordia (would be easier to translate than PD though!) & The Book of SubGenius. Kind of a midway from both. I don't get the midget or fatty jokes, nor the stripper factory thing, but generally I am convinced.
RAmen & Happy Holidays (soon anyway)!
Interesting similarities with Principia Discordia (would be easier to translate than PD though!) & The Book of SubGenius. Kind of a midway from both. I don't get the midget or fatty jokes, nor the stripper factory thing, but generally I am convinced.
RAmen & Happy Holidays (soon anyway)!
climbon321's review against another edition
5.0
I have been touched by his noodly appendage and am proud to call myself a pastafarian.
nikshelby's review against another edition
3.0
My husband was recently ordained a Pirate in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As a devoted wife, who anticipates wearing future buccaneer apparel, I'm expressing my support by reading the FSM Gospel. Now...on to Beer Volcanos, and the affects of his invisible Noodley Appendages. RAmen.
csifbi23's review against another edition
2.0
It was really disappointing for the money I spent on it. While it does have some great laughs, I wouldn't necessarily recommend it.
wrinnola's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
reflective
slow-paced
2.75
A worthwhile satire, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is quite amusing and thought provoking, but it drags out a painfully slow and repetitive pace, much like the works it’s mocking. Definitely worth reading the first half, but the second half feels optional.
Content Warnings
Minor: Antisemitism, Gaslighting, and Religious bigotry
nickfourtimes's review against another edition
3.0
''The Fifth Day: The Big Bang
The fifth day was going to be huge, so the FSM rose early. Then He said, ''Let the waters abound, let the skies fill with birds, let the earth bring forth creatures, each according to its kind. Then let them canoodle and be fruitful.'' And He saw that it was good, and He was feeling pretty proud of Himself, so He hit the Beer Volcano hard that afternoon.
Later that evening He rolled out of bed and landed hard on the firmament, and this, fair reader, was the true Big Bang. He had a funny feeling and realized in His drunken stupor that He had not only built a factory in Heaven that turned out scantily clad women in transparent high heels, but He'd also created a midget on earth, whom He called Man. And He said, ''Wow. Even I might have overreached my Noodly Appendage on this one,'' and not even sure what day it was anymore, He decided to take an extended break from the whole creation gig, and He gave a quick blessing and declared, ''From here on out, every Friday is a holiday.''
The fifth day was going to be huge, so the FSM rose early. Then He said, ''Let the waters abound, let the skies fill with birds, let the earth bring forth creatures, each according to its kind. Then let them canoodle and be fruitful.'' And He saw that it was good, and He was feeling pretty proud of Himself, so He hit the Beer Volcano hard that afternoon.
Later that evening He rolled out of bed and landed hard on the firmament, and this, fair reader, was the true Big Bang. He had a funny feeling and realized in His drunken stupor that He had not only built a factory in Heaven that turned out scantily clad women in transparent high heels, but He'd also created a midget on earth, whom He called Man. And He said, ''Wow. Even I might have overreached my Noodly Appendage on this one,'' and not even sure what day it was anymore, He decided to take an extended break from the whole creation gig, and He gave a quick blessing and declared, ''From here on out, every Friday is a holiday.''