3.2 AVERAGE


This book was wish fulfillment in its purest form. You- yes you, female reader, with the drab, unfulfilling life- will meet a tall, dark, handsome, considerate man who sweeps you off your feet and gives you three orgasms a night and makes you appreciate the wonder of existence. It is the kind of story only found in romance novels.

And let me tell you, dear reader: I loved the shit out of it.