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Great White House by Christoph Paul, Arthur Graham

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3.0

GREAT WHITE HOUSE by Christoph Paul and Brody Thomas is a big honkin' hunk of smelly cheese. And that's a good thing because I love stinky cheese! Make no mistake, this is every C-grade syfy channel movie presented in the past five years. An ode to Sharknado and it's ilk, GREAT WHITE HOUSE is unapologetically campy to the max.

I've dubbed the story a bi-partisan blood bath. No politician is safe. The pot shots are cheap. The dialogue is absurd. The action makes KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK seem Oscar worthy. There is nothing not to love about this story. Seriously, check your literary snobbiness at the door or you simply won't get it.

GREAT WHITE SHARK is MAD magazine without pictures. It's every poorly produced movie on the SyFy channel that get inexplicable ratings. Above all, it's fuggin fun. You need not be left, right, conservative, liberal, Democrat or Republican to enjoy this. Instead if you love a good ole political lampooning, THIS litty ditty is your ticket to bloody satisfaction.
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