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aerislena's review against another edition
1.0
Just plain stupid and nonsensical
This isn't even a book or a real story. It's just pages upon pages of pop culture, nerd culture, and 80s-90s kid's cartoons references. The first 1-3 pages of every chapter is some random excerpt from an in universe person on some random tidbit of "lore". The POV changes constantly.
The entire story can be summed up as incredibly lucky crab continues to be incredibly lucky, Gods watch him on TV, while thundercats and Powerpuff girls are constantly referenced. That's it. Oh and throw backs making fun of the author's previously works.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this garbage. It's so bad I'm unable to compare it to the worst kinds of food imaginable. It's really that bad. I'm not hating, I usually like Ryan Rimmel's work, but the only place this thing deserves to be is loaded onto a rocket and shot into the sun.
This isn't even a book or a real story. It's just pages upon pages of pop culture, nerd culture, and 80s-90s kid's cartoons references. The first 1-3 pages of every chapter is some random excerpt from an in universe person on some random tidbit of "lore". The POV changes constantly.
The entire story can be summed up as incredibly lucky crab continues to be incredibly lucky, Gods watch him on TV, while thundercats and Powerpuff girls are constantly referenced. That's it. Oh and throw backs making fun of the author's previously works.
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this garbage. It's so bad I'm unable to compare it to the worst kinds of food imaginable. It's really that bad. I'm not hating, I usually like Ryan Rimmel's work, but the only place this thing deserves to be is loaded onto a rocket and shot into the sun.
chriscoman's review against another edition
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
mysterious
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.0
existential_dreadnought's review against another edition
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.0
dankolar's review
adventurous
funny
tense
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
3.75
jasonabbott's review
adventurous
dark
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
3.25
saturdayslaughter's review against another edition
I was using this book to fall asleep to! Great cuz it’s silly and like, not very good, so you don’t feel compelled to pay a lot of attention
christin_b's review against another edition
It doesn't seem to have any direction or purpose. And it's tedious and repetitive.
pzhorton4's review against another edition
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
relaxing
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
4.25
tayleigh's review
5.0
This book was a lot of fun and so absurd. Having a crab be the main character and having to deal with divine forces once again was absurd but wonderful. The whole concept of corruption is fascinating and I’m excited to see what the adventures or Sir Crabby will lead to next.
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