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No Humans Allowed by John Helfers

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2.0

This collection really didn't work for me, not for any one big reason but for a lot of little ones. A few stories did stand out: the sentient underpants were pretty fun and silly, merthings learning individuality was very touching, and the idea of aliens that rely on smell/taste more than sight and sound was very inventive.

I'll admit that I went into this book with a slightly skewed idea about what to expect. I was kind of hoping for serious explorations of weird aliens/different races/different ways of thinking, you know? There was some of that, but there was also quite a few "objects as protagonists" stories that I had trouble getting into because I couldn't help thinking "why would a [whatever] be worried about/feel this?" There was often no real reason behind it...it was just the story's schtick, that it was a story told by a [whatever]. And for the stories that did have some kind of self-aware creature as the protagonist, some of those had their creature acting in pretty human-like ways that felt very familiar, which was a bit of a letdown, given the theme of the anthology. The varied types of protagonists also led to a bit of a mishmash of styles, too: ridiculous comedy, tragedy, mystery, etc. The anthology was only really held together by the fact that their protagonists weren't human, rather than by some sort of theme about nonhumanness.
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