kitvaria_sarene's review against another edition
3.0
It was a very entertaining story, with lots of humor, and an interesting plotline.
The stars missing is for the main character thinking and behaving like a 15 year old high on hormones, and thinking about boobies most of the time. There's plenty of phrases like this:
"Back home I stumbled inside, manacles in hand. Certain they'd come in handy at some point, I stashed them where they would be the most useful; he bedroom. I placed them in a box beneath the bed for safekeeping and quick access, right beside the jumbo tube o'lube and my inflatable Jenna Jemson doll. One could never tell when the need to restrain a supernatural being might arise. I'd rather be safe than sorry. Just thinking about how I'd use them got my blood flowing. Unfortunately it wasn't just my crotch that was throbbing"
Once or twice that would be funny, but having him think "BOOOBIES" or "SEX!" every two pages, often in the midst of dire circumstances really got on my nerves after a while.
I learned that it gets toned down in the later books, so I might go and pick them up sometime later! Besides that I really did enjoy it a lot.
Other than that it was fast paced, I liked the rest of the characters, there was lots of gore and detailed bloody parts, the writing was fluent and the idea behind the book a really good one.
Definitely a recommendation for readers who like it on the bloody side! ;)
The stars missing is for the main character thinking and behaving like a 15 year old high on hormones, and thinking about boobies most of the time. There's plenty of phrases like this:
"Back home I stumbled inside, manacles in hand. Certain they'd come in handy at some point, I stashed them where they would be the most useful; he bedroom. I placed them in a box beneath the bed for safekeeping and quick access, right beside the jumbo tube o'lube and my inflatable Jenna Jemson doll. One could never tell when the need to restrain a supernatural being might arise. I'd rather be safe than sorry. Just thinking about how I'd use them got my blood flowing. Unfortunately it wasn't just my crotch that was throbbing"
Once or twice that would be funny, but having him think "BOOOBIES" or "SEX!" every two pages, often in the midst of dire circumstances really got on my nerves after a while.
I learned that it gets toned down in the later books, so I might go and pick them up sometime later! Besides that I really did enjoy it a lot.
Other than that it was fast paced, I liked the rest of the characters, there was lots of gore and detailed bloody parts, the writing was fluent and the idea behind the book a really good one.
Definitely a recommendation for readers who like it on the bloody side! ;)
htb2050's review against another edition
5.0
Reminded me a bit of sandman slim series. But it really has great potential to stand up on its own. Lets see where the next books in series take us. So far its a thumbs up!
seak's review against another edition
5.0
Awesome read. Like a hilarious Harry Dresden mixed with the movie Constantine. Review here
I first heard about Armageddon Bound by Tim Marquitz on SFFworld and through Fantasy Book Critic. Everything I read seemed to be really good and I have to say, I was not disappointed. I also happened to win an ebook copy from the author and then it was only a matter of time.
The cover threw me off at first glance; I both love it and think, is this Vice City or San Andreas. But really, you can't go wrong with guns and skulls.
The Setup
Frank "Triggaltheron" Tigg is just your average demon who also happens to be Lucifer's nephew. This worked well for him until God and Lucifer call it quits and get out of the game. To coin a phrase, all Hell proceeds to break lose.
In a world where demons dress and act like mobsters and angels have lost their purpose in life, the line is drawn between those who are for and against the coming of Armageddon. Frank and the DRAC team, made up of psychics, telepaths, and other supernatural beings, are doing everything in their power to stop the end of the world and keep the peace.
As the blurb on the back says, "Better luck next time, humanity."
My Take in Brief
Armageddon Bound is a hilarious Harry Dresden meets the movie Constantine (with Keanu Reeves). And that's pretty much what makes this novel so great; it never takes itself too seriously and there's always another bit of sarcasm around the corner (or should I say page). Although, maybe I should add that's it's a very ADULT Harry Dresden with sex jokes a mile a minute, so you've been warned.
Here's a bit of what I mean:
And as Frank attempts to reason with a low-level demon,
These quick one-liners pop up right and left and I seriously couldn't get enough of them. Marquitz has a great sense of humor and it shows throughout. I can't wait for the rest of the series to come out because I'm lining up already.
The whole story is told in first person and Frank Tigg is a great companion to have. Frank goes from messy situation to messy situation, and keeps trucking even though he only sees himself as a constant screw up. I could really relate to him, and all the while he pushes through only to land in an even worse situation
When Should You Read This?
If you're in the mood for something light, that will keep you turning pages from the very first, Armageddon Bound is right up your alley. If you liked the Dresden Files, you will have a good time with this one as well.
Rating and Links
My Rating: 5/5 (Loved it, Get yourself a copy right now!)
I first heard about Armageddon Bound by Tim Marquitz on SFFworld and through Fantasy Book Critic. Everything I read seemed to be really good and I have to say, I was not disappointed. I also happened to win an ebook copy from the author and then it was only a matter of time.
The cover threw me off at first glance; I both love it and think, is this Vice City or San Andreas. But really, you can't go wrong with guns and skulls.
The Setup
Frank "Triggaltheron" Tigg is just your average demon who also happens to be Lucifer's nephew. This worked well for him until God and Lucifer call it quits and get out of the game. To coin a phrase, all Hell proceeds to break lose.
In a world where demons dress and act like mobsters and angels have lost their purpose in life, the line is drawn between those who are for and against the coming of Armageddon. Frank and the DRAC team, made up of psychics, telepaths, and other supernatural beings, are doing everything in their power to stop the end of the world and keep the peace.
As the blurb on the back says, "Better luck next time, humanity."
My Take in Brief
Armageddon Bound is a hilarious Harry Dresden meets the movie Constantine (with Keanu Reeves). And that's pretty much what makes this novel so great; it never takes itself too seriously and there's always another bit of sarcasm around the corner (or should I say page). Although, maybe I should add that's it's a very ADULT Harry Dresden with sex jokes a mile a minute, so you've been warned.
Here's a bit of what I mean:
"I heard my nose snap and felt a warm gush explode from it. Lightning bolts of pain shot through my eyes and I flew backwards and landed in a heap. My head felt like used Jell-o.
"You figure it out."
And as Frank attempts to reason with a low-level demon,
"Baalth smiled so wide I could count his teeth. I stopped at five. I get bored easy."
These quick one-liners pop up right and left and I seriously couldn't get enough of them. Marquitz has a great sense of humor and it shows throughout. I can't wait for the rest of the series to come out because I'm lining up already.
The whole story is told in first person and Frank Tigg is a great companion to have. Frank goes from messy situation to messy situation, and keeps trucking even though he only sees himself as a constant screw up. I could really relate to him, and all the while he pushes through only to land in an even worse situation
When Should You Read This?
If you're in the mood for something light, that will keep you turning pages from the very first, Armageddon Bound is right up your alley. If you liked the Dresden Files, you will have a good time with this one as well.
Rating and Links
My Rating: 5/5 (Loved it, Get yourself a copy right now!)
vailynst's review against another edition
3.0
Notes:
Currently on Audible Plus
- Snarky & sort of interesting UF.
- Constant commentary works well in audio format but I'm not sure if I would enjoy reading it.
- The story ran like a corny, dark humor action movie. Writing was okay but nothing about the story setting or characters hooked my attention.
Currently on Audible Plus
- Snarky & sort of interesting UF.
- Constant commentary works well in audio format but I'm not sure if I would enjoy reading it.
- The story ran like a corny, dark humor action movie. Writing was okay but nothing about the story setting or characters hooked my attention.
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