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Lightlark by Alex Aster

25 reviews

literarymary95's review against another edition

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adventurous dark emotional mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5

This came highly recommended by a good friend who is also a big reader. It wasn't as good as she said it was and I came in with very few expectations. The first 200 pages (or first 65% of the book) felt very repetitive and made it hard to be engaged with the story. The last 100 pages (or 35% of the book) felt a lot less repetitive and action was really happening. I also only felt like I started becoming invested in the characters in the last 50 pages, which is not typical of me.  All of this is why I chose a 3.75 because the last 100 pages redeemed this from becoming a mid-level review. 

I hope Nightbane continues with the momentum that was finally created in the last 100 pages of Lightlark.

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hjb_128's review against another edition

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adventurous challenging emotional mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

2.0


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vreyna20_2004's review against another edition

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adventurous dark slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? N/A
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

1.0

My fucking God. I lost braincells just listening to this damn book. I didn’t want to come into a book with the expectation of it being bad as all I saw from my for you page on tiktok was that this book was garbage and that it made no sense and that publishers don’t care about their products anymore, the last thing is subjective but I’m not going into that. But I didn’t want to have an opinion just because the majority of the people hated this book like come on you’re going to shit on a book that you haven’t even read that makes absolutely no sense to me (aka people who hate Twilight like at least read it than give an opinion) but I can say that they were right this book is absolutely horrible it makes you feel smart in the things they do the only real thing I can say to Alex Aster is the fact that there are parts in the story that sound so beautiful only for her to ruin it in the next sentence.

She, like every author honestly, likes to leave little…easter eggs (get it?) and that pun was an example of her hints. She talked so much about eggs even went on to explain the sun as being a “a yolky thing” which made me want to rip my hair off my damn scalp and eat my own ripped hair because as a writer and lover of space as well as the sun who explains THE FUCKING BURNING STAR THAT GIVES US LIFE as a “yolky thing” like what the actual fuck? And this wasn’t a one-time type of deal, Alex Aster did this TWICE!!!!! And I can shit on how her writing is sometimes good and sometimes bad but it’s the fact that someone read that and said “good enough” like I hope someone had some sense and said no to her before Alex explained the reason why she called the sun a yolk either way the description irked me.

And talking about descriptions. I’m not saying that people who have aphantasia cannot write but as someone who has vivid imaginations I could not for the life of me understand anything Alex described because she either gave no description and hoped that the reader can figure it out OR gave the simplest description only to never say anything about it ever again. I didn’t know that Azul (they’re names are stupid and I’ll get to it in a second) was black until I saw fanart because she only mentioned it once like she couldn’t even talk about anything that makes a black person besides the skin color like maybe talk about their kinky hair or something like that but no she just said, “he’s black now let’s move on.”

Now onto the fucking names. Did you know Alex Aster is Latina? Well, now you do, and she makes it obvious by their names such as King Oro who controls the kingdom and what does his name mean? Fucking gold. And Azul? Well, he is the Skyling and his name fucking means blue as in the fucking color as in the fucking color of the fucking sky!!! Can you notice how pissed off I am? Like it seemed like she pulled shit out of her ass and half assed it just to be called a “NYT Bestselling Author” when this damn story hurt my actual brain and made me feel like I was getting fucked with a rusty spoon. 

The plot twist didn’t fucking do shit because I saw it a fucking mile, no I saw it lightyears away. Oh no turns out the best friend is actually the ruler from years ago and is pissed at a Wildling taking her fiancee and wah wah wah I’m going to kill her and then turns out the real curse is to kill your friend/backstabber and here comes Isla and she saves the day and finds out that Oro has her powers which means they’re made for each other and blah blah blah. I fucking hate this book my god. None of this makes sense if Celeste who turns out to be Aurora was the reason of the curses wouldn’t the others know how to stop this curse? Especially if they saw one of them gone? They just saw one of the rulers gone and just shrugged. Also doesn’t Oro also have every power? But I like him more than Grimshaw (stupid name as well) because Grim is just flirty and cried like a big ass whiny baby when Isla didn’t love him back and got all creepy even if he is the main love interest that reaction gave me the ick that doesn’t mean Oro is good either he literally has like one good moment so not much to work with especially since this fucking book is a love triangle.

All I’m saying is this shit would’ve ended a lot sooner if Isla just killed “Celeste” in the first chapter before they entered Lightlark that way I didn’t have to deal with any of these fucking idiots. And this is ya and yet Grim sucked on Isla’s nipple…what the fuck I expected it to be like heavy making out not someone getting their tits licked. I am not reading this anymore. I only read it because it was free on Audible.

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yuidf's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional funny mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

5.0


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spatterson7's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.25


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dearhaleynicole's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional mysterious fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.75

This was such a page turner read for me! It had me from the moment Isla first stepped foot on Lightlark. But the plot twists in this book, y'all 👀 I was invested and couldn't put the second half of the book down. I literally had to know what happened next. Such a thrilling read with an interesting world, curse & magic system, and some equally love-able/loathe-able characters. I definitely felt so many emotions reading.

Potentional relationship/love interest spoiler:
I have never been so conflicted with a love triangle before, truly. If you're a fan of believable love triangles...WHEW. Buckle up. This one's for you. At the conclusion of this book, I don't know who to cheer for. I am personally in love with both love interests. And also equally heartbroken. Read with caution 😭 'cause I need Alex to help pay my therapy bills now.


Cannot wait to read Nightbane. Like, currently restructuring my whole tbr list to accomodate as I write this...

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jonghyun4life's review against another edition

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adventurous challenging emotional hopeful tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.75

4.75 ⭐️- I’m very pleased to have given myself a chance to read this book after all the review bombing. However, It captured my attention from the very beginning. It was a quick and easy read. This book gave me one of the biggest emotional rollercoasters I’ve had over a book. I would definitely re-read this again and proceed to think about it for years to come.

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zoe_faith's review against another edition

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dark mysterious tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

The intensity of fantasy themes within this novel does grip you until the end. However, the unfolding narrative and continuous plot twists make it a monotonous read.

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ev_ve's review against another edition

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adventurous emotional inspiring tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

The plot twists WILL alter your brain chemistry. Be ready for everything to change in a split second 

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scribesquadrant_sierra's review against another edition

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adventurous mysterious slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

 Overall Rating: (2.5/5 stars)

Spice Rating: (0.25/5 peppers)

Summary: Every 100 years Lightlark, an island that hosts a deadly game, appears for the rules of the six realms to compete in a deadly game to free the mysterious curses that have plagued their land. Isla, the Wildling ruler, is unlike the rest of the realm rulers. She doesn’t have magic to offer…or to protect her. This book follows her journey filled with curses, magic, books, and romance.

What I loved:
-Not much. This book was difficult to read.

What I hated:
-Isla, the FMC. She is one of the most unintelligent FMC I’ve ever read.
-The story. The game rules are confusing in some cases and repetitive in others. Not only that, Isla keeps breaking the rules and no one seems to care at all.
-The love triangle that doesn’t work.
-The romance. It seems awkward and forced.

 

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