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riyahwiththefya's review against another edition
adventurous
dark
funny
mysterious
tense
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? N/A
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? N/A
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.5
Moderate: Cannibalism, Murder, Violence, Animal death, Blood, Car accident, Death, Injury/Injury detail, and Stalking
louisar's review against another edition
challenging
funny
lighthearted
tense
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? N/A
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
3.0
Oof, this book. It was definitely a challenging read, but not because it was literary in any sense. I love twilight, but even this was too much for me. I would only recommend this book to die hard, unironic fans of twilight. If you are anything less, spare your eyes from this atrocity of male angst.Â
I was very intrigued throughout this book with the âmonsterâ inhabiting Edwardâs head. Iâm not sure if it was supposed to be a metaphor or figurative or if Edward has multiple personalities, which would honestly make sense. I like that this book is basically just a constant stream of consciousness, Edwardâs consciousness. Itâs funny to be reading all his âI hate myselfâ âthe monster in my head rejoicedâ that takes up multiple pages, and compare it with the movie where itâs just a shot of rob Pattinson looking constipated. Basically Edward goes through life (or death, I guess) with an inner dialogue that sounds like someone reading the Bible in KJV (you know his favorite verse would be Psalm 38). Pretty relatable, tbh.Â
One thing that I actually liked was that itâs basically confirmed at this point that Bella is neurodivergentâthe way both Charlie and Renee are described indicates that they are as well so it makes what we know about Bella make a lot more sense.Â
The rest of my notes are incoherent:
Love the fact that Edward is an incel. I feel like I could take out large chunks of this book and replace it with passages from You and it would be exactly the same.
I was very intrigued throughout this book with the âmonsterâ inhabiting Edwardâs head. Iâm not sure if it was supposed to be a metaphor or figurative or if Edward has multiple personalities, which would honestly make sense. I like that this book is basically just a constant stream of consciousness, Edwardâs consciousness. Itâs funny to be reading all his âI hate myselfâ âthe monster in my head rejoicedâ that takes up multiple pages, and compare it with the movie where itâs just a shot of rob Pattinson looking constipated. Basically Edward goes through life (or death, I guess) with an inner dialogue that sounds like someone reading the Bible in KJV (you know his favorite verse would be Psalm 38). Pretty relatable, tbh.Â
One thing that I actually liked was that itâs basically confirmed at this point that Bella is neurodivergentâthe way both Charlie and Renee are described indicates that they are as well so it makes what we know about Bella make a lot more sense.Â
The rest of my notes are incoherent:
Love the fact that Edward is an incel. I feel like I could take out large chunks of this book and replace it with passages from You and it would be exactly the same.
But also Iâm getting the guy from the infamous âthree weed smoking girlfriendsâ vibes as well, and what the heck, it also sounds like it could have come out of my middle school (current) diaries as well. Stephenieâs really doing everything in her power to try to convince you that there was no way Edward could have stayed away from her and that heâs a good person and didnât have a choice lol. Also the part where Bellaâs asking him questions and heâs like âhypothetically, if someone, letâs call him JOEâ like HEâS LITERALLY JOE FROM YOU.Â
The further you get into this book the less Edward is the gentlemanly, âTom Hiddlestonâ sort of dude s meyer wants me to think he is (did we ever see him that way, tbh?) and more of an awkward Mormon nice guy in a bowler hat who insists on opening doors for you because of âchivalryâ.Â
Here is a list of some of my favorite quotes:
âAll these other HUMAN MALESâÂ
The further you get into this book the less Edward is the gentlemanly, âTom Hiddlestonâ sort of dude s meyer wants me to think he is (did we ever see him that way, tbh?) and more of an awkward Mormon nice guy in a bowler hat who insists on opening doors for you because of âchivalryâ.Â
Here is a list of some of my favorite quotes:
âAll these other HUMAN MALESâÂ
âI stared at my own white hand, so GROTESQUELY inhumanâ
âThe sun was rising in the middle of my midnightâ basically my middle poetry/diary
Nice to know that at least Edward isnât mentally over a hundred years old, so I guess itâs okâŚ?
âThe sound of my growl shook the frame of my car but did not distract meâ
âHow many ways I wanted Bella. And which one would end up killing her?â
And now, I give you the WORST line in the entire book:
âI may not be a human, but I am a MANâÂ
And my favorite line:
Edward is basically like, âWow, this teen girl and I are alike because we both like somebodyâ and then the next second heâs like (direct quote), âShe was human, and he was human, and the difference that seemed so insurmountable in her head was truly ridiculous compared to my own situation. There was no reason for her broken heart. What a wasteful sorrow,â like damn, Edward. Welcome to his twisted mind, I guess. Peak teenage edgelord shit.Â
âThe sound of my growl shook the frame of my car but did not distract meâ
âHow many ways I wanted Bella. And which one would end up killing her?â
And now, I give you the WORST line in the entire book:
âI may not be a human, but I am a MANâÂ
And my favorite line:
Edward is basically like, âWow, this teen girl and I are alike because we both like somebodyâ and then the next second heâs like (direct quote), âShe was human, and he was human, and the difference that seemed so insurmountable in her head was truly ridiculous compared to my own situation. There was no reason for her broken heart. What a wasteful sorrow,â like damn, Edward. Welcome to his twisted mind, I guess. Peak teenage edgelord shit.Â
Graphic: Animal cruelty, Cannibalism, Gaslighting, and Stalking
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