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rollingfroth's review
4.0
“…and in fancy we revisit alone the solemn monuments of the past, and summon the phantom pageants of an age that has passed away.” - Mark Twain
bekahgern's review
2.0
So boring and tedious. A few moments of wit and humor but that's it. He makes traveling and seeing the world sound like a terrible time. The entire book he disparages people and cultures different from his own.
willwork4airfare's review
3.0
This is such a long book with so many things happening. It's a shame that Mark Twain is so nasty and prejudiced against pretty much everyone he encounters. There is only so much that can be excused for the time he was writing in. So many of his observations are funny and true, and so many of them are just bigoted and gross, boring, or terribly too long. So much Christian nuance even the jokes didn't really make up for how long it went on for. I don't usually finish books if I start feeling like I want to skim them, but there were enough good parts that I got through the whole thing. Huge sections of the book barely rate a 2, but some of his satirical observations about the travails of travel and of journaling about travel hit so close to home that it was impossible not to like. I can see the stirrings of writers like Bill Bryson or inspiration for shows like An Idiot Abroad. It's an interesting read, just know going into it that he's going to shit on every culture and person he meets. There are better (and shorter) travelogues out there so if you aren't interested in the genre generally, this is definitely one you can skip.
"They sat in silence, and with tireless patience watched our every motion with that vile, uncomplaining politeness which is so truly Indian, and which makes a white man so nervous and uncomfortable and savage that he wants to exterminate the whole tribe."
“Suppose a party of armed foreigners were to enter a village church in America and break ornaments from the altar railings for curiosities, and climb up and walk upon the Bible and the pulpit cushions? However, the cases are different. One is the profanation of a temple of our faith—the other only the profanation of a pagan one.”
"They sat in silence, and with tireless patience watched our every motion with that vile, uncomplaining politeness which is so truly Indian, and which makes a white man so nervous and uncomfortable and savage that he wants to exterminate the whole tribe."
“Suppose a party of armed foreigners were to enter a village church in America and break ornaments from the altar railings for curiosities, and climb up and walk upon the Bible and the pulpit cushions? However, the cases are different. One is the profanation of a temple of our faith—the other only the profanation of a pagan one.”
lindseysparks's review against another edition
1.0
I should have loved this. I love travel narratives, I love Twain (minus his comments about Jane Austen) and this focuses on places I've been or want to go. But it was somehow horribly boring. Twain seemed voted and unappreciative. There would be a funny bit now and then, but the jokes got old fast. I found myself dreading picking it up. He made a joke about killing a dog and I was done. Made it about halfway through. Super disappointing.
graff_fuller's review against another edition
adventurous
dark
reflective
sad
medium-paced
3.0
I'm not sure I am the person that would've liked Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), if I had had the chance to have met him. I have loved his books and some of his humour (that of which I've read). I have known that as a humourist, he could be biting. Well, in this book...I've seen it.
This is a Travel Log. Unlike some other travel logs, he REALLY did it. Unfortunately, he looked down on pretty much EVERYONE that he met. He was the stereotypical American.
I know that humour doesn't always age well, but I had problems with some things he said about other people (from the people he met during his journey). He even made quips at others who were worse than him, while NOT seeing that he TOO was not a well tempered traveller, either.
He was travelling in areas that had withstood the test of time, many times more than Americans had, and he made fun of them at every turn, as if OUR way, was not just superior, but laughingly so.
Yes, I love our country, but being a person who loves history, know that our short existence in this world of nations...is still seen as an experiment. Democracy is fragile (as we see...in our real life politics that are occurring today). But when travelling, to lift your nose and look down at these other cultures as uncooth and dimished is rude. While in their country, learn to navigate it with humility and understanding. They will most likely do things differently than we do. You may think that OUR way is better, but be curtious to keep that to yourself, and possibly, you may learn something NEW that day. Maybe even a new way to do something...then you can carry that in your pocket, when you get back home.
I felt like he was a short man, in a tall man's world...and the only way that he could feel good about himself, and our country, was to belittle everyone else's. That, didn't sit well with me. If we are better, there really doesn't need to be a comment at all. Right?
In other areas, too...him being a "Christian" makes the above even worse. Compassion and humility are part and parcel to being a Christian, but not all Christians have mastered this...and so I will say, that over his life, I do hope that he grew into these core beliefs before his end.
Now that I've unburdened myself with what I was frustrated with about this book, there were a lot of good things, too.
This was a REAL travel log. I repeat this, for it is notorious that OTHERS wrote travel logs, but actually never left their house of state, or even nation. He really did it.
Also, on trips to other places, you are bound to be seen as a mark. You do not know the local customs, and more often than not, are taken by age long schemes of this or that...to where you lose money, time or even the things you own (hopefully not your life), but leaving the comfort of your home...is challenging.
He really went to these places. He got swindled (as all travellers do), and being the humourist that he was, he derided the locals for his experience. I chuckled at some of them, at least until I felt he had gone over the line.
I learned a lot about the places he went, for he DID have a keen eye and a wit, that he was able to learn, by observing the locals and the things that were going on around him...and reporting it, by writing this journal.
We are the beneficiaries of his trip. Forever it is a benchmark of travellers. And, no doubt...many who have read The Innocents Abroad...gained valuable insight to the way other countries/cultures did things, but I also fear that they ALSO learned a lot of his bad habits, sadly.
When I was ten years old, my Da gave me the Unabridged Collection of Mark Twain's works. I had thought I was going to get a toy, but instead...I got a book that was THOUSANDS of pages long. It was NOT well received. I am, after all these years...trying to right THAT wrong. My Da...wanted me to share in a writer that he had loved his entire life...and he wanted his son, to love him...too. I have, but I have made it my goal to read all of his works (from beginning to end). It may take more than 2024, but I am determined to do it. So, this was the first step.
The Innocents Abroad has been read.
NB - I have read many of his novels over the years, but I will be rereading them, too...since I am in my late fifties...and what we read as a child, sometimes sits differently (good/bad), later in life. So...one down.
This is a Travel Log. Unlike some other travel logs, he REALLY did it. Unfortunately, he looked down on pretty much EVERYONE that he met. He was the stereotypical American.
I know that humour doesn't always age well, but I had problems with some things he said about other people (from the people he met during his journey). He even made quips at others who were worse than him, while NOT seeing that he TOO was not a well tempered traveller, either.
He was travelling in areas that had withstood the test of time, many times more than Americans had, and he made fun of them at every turn, as if OUR way, was not just superior, but laughingly so.
Yes, I love our country, but being a person who loves history, know that our short existence in this world of nations...is still seen as an experiment. Democracy is fragile (as we see...in our real life politics that are occurring today). But when travelling, to lift your nose and look down at these other cultures as uncooth and dimished is rude. While in their country, learn to navigate it with humility and understanding. They will most likely do things differently than we do. You may think that OUR way is better, but be curtious to keep that to yourself, and possibly, you may learn something NEW that day. Maybe even a new way to do something...then you can carry that in your pocket, when you get back home.
I felt like he was a short man, in a tall man's world...and the only way that he could feel good about himself, and our country, was to belittle everyone else's. That, didn't sit well with me. If we are better, there really doesn't need to be a comment at all. Right?
In other areas, too...him being a "Christian" makes the above even worse. Compassion and humility are part and parcel to being a Christian, but not all Christians have mastered this...and so I will say, that over his life, I do hope that he grew into these core beliefs before his end.
Now that I've unburdened myself with what I was frustrated with about this book, there were a lot of good things, too.
This was a REAL travel log. I repeat this, for it is notorious that OTHERS wrote travel logs, but actually never left their house of state, or even nation. He really did it.
Also, on trips to other places, you are bound to be seen as a mark. You do not know the local customs, and more often than not, are taken by age long schemes of this or that...to where you lose money, time or even the things you own (hopefully not your life), but leaving the comfort of your home...is challenging.
He really went to these places. He got swindled (as all travellers do), and being the humourist that he was, he derided the locals for his experience. I chuckled at some of them, at least until I felt he had gone over the line.
I learned a lot about the places he went, for he DID have a keen eye and a wit, that he was able to learn, by observing the locals and the things that were going on around him...and reporting it, by writing this journal.
We are the beneficiaries of his trip. Forever it is a benchmark of travellers. And, no doubt...many who have read The Innocents Abroad...gained valuable insight to the way other countries/cultures did things, but I also fear that they ALSO learned a lot of his bad habits, sadly.
When I was ten years old, my Da gave me the Unabridged Collection of Mark Twain's works. I had thought I was going to get a toy, but instead...I got a book that was THOUSANDS of pages long. It was NOT well received. I am, after all these years...trying to right THAT wrong. My Da...wanted me to share in a writer that he had loved his entire life...and he wanted his son, to love him...too. I have, but I have made it my goal to read all of his works (from beginning to end). It may take more than 2024, but I am determined to do it. So, this was the first step.
The Innocents Abroad has been read.
NB - I have read many of his novels over the years, but I will be rereading them, too...since I am in my late fifties...and what we read as a child, sometimes sits differently (good/bad), later in life. So...one down.
ehays84's review
3.0
Twain is Twain isn't he? He is very good as usual but it was just a little bit too much irreverent wit. Just as he complains about how many relics of saint so and so whom he saw all over Europe, so I could have stood for him to not go on about this every time. Mostly this book was interesting to me as an academic; it taught me much about 19th c. Americans thought about the Ottoman empire, the ME, and Islam.
bryce_is_a_librarian's review
5.0
God you've got to love Twain.
A funny sacred cow roasting romp through Europe and The Middle East, taking on stereotypes, high society, and decorum with a shotgun blast to the face. However, this is young amused by humanities flaws Mark Twain, not embittered "Fuck the World." Mark Twain. So there's still plenty of room for real wonder and occasional awe.
Plus it has the best reaction to a Mummy you will ever see.
A funny sacred cow roasting romp through Europe and The Middle East, taking on stereotypes, high society, and decorum with a shotgun blast to the face. However, this is young amused by humanities flaws Mark Twain, not embittered "Fuck the World." Mark Twain. So there's still plenty of room for real wonder and occasional awe.
Plus it has the best reaction to a Mummy you will ever see.
jhouses's review
4.0
No tengo ni idea de cuando leí este libro pero sí sé que me canso una honda impresión. La agudeza y retranca de Twain brillan en este retrato de la miseria humana en el primer crucero turístico de la historia que lo llevó a Tierra Santa. Ironía, sarcasmo y observación se aunan para disuadirme de participar jamás en un crucero.
wej24's review against another edition
adventurous
funny
informative
lighthearted
reflective
medium-paced
man went to SO many tombs and does not give a FUCK about tombs