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rai_ishardtoplease's review against another edition
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
2.25
āI should be wondering how I could fall in love with someone who paid people to lie for him. Who wrote contracts to cover up his barefaced fiction, because his business meant everything to him. Thereās something very wrong with me that I could look past that. That was our foundation.ā
This feels like it was written by someone who once wouldāve voted for Trump but has since been reformedā¦ mostly. Whether or not thatās actually true, I feel like itās a red flag that reading this gave that impression.
I donāt even know what to say. Iām not sure Iāve ever met a book that managed to do so much right and so much wrong, simultaneously. I could go from highlighting quotes I liked to quotes I loathed to quotes that made me lolā¦ all on one page.Ā
It was a very volatile experience.Ā
But it was also an educational experience. It taught me something about myself:
I donāt think I like enemies to lovers.
Crowd: *Gasp* What? Who even are you? You call yourself a bibliophile?Ā
Yeah, I know. I was also very shocked, but unfortunately, itās a well substantiated hypothesis.
Iām just too petty for it, Iām afraid. I hold grudges like a feral alley cat with a raw chicken thigh. It takes nothing short of a miracle to get back in my good graces after someoneās secured themselves a spot on my blacklist. And, as a neurodivergent who gets delusionally invested in the lives of strangers and made-up people, this propensity of mine extends to fictional characters.
Characters like Huxley, whoādespite being the vision of boyfriend excellence once he confronted his feelingsādidnāt repent enough for his maidenless behavior to satisfy me.
Characters like Lottie, whoādespite being the main reason this book even remotely workedāthought āI joked about our agreement replicating that of Pretty Woman, me being the less whore-y version of Vivianā was an acceptable thing to say.
And DEFINITELY characters like Kelsey, whoādespite sacrificing nothing for the opportunities Lottie secured herāstill had the gall to look her sister in the eye and say (more or less)Ā
Take the high road, Lottie. He may treat you like dirt, but heās āhelping us out.ā
Take the high road, Lottie. He may treat you like dirt, but heās āhelping us out.ā
No, Kelsey. Heās not helping you out. Heās paying for Lottieās services and, last I heard, unconditional respect wasnāt in the goddamn contract.Ā
Youāre hardly better than Angela, you mf poser.
See? Told you I was petty.
Anyway.
If you read this, read it for the shenanigans and keep your expectations low.
Duces.Ā
Graphic: Cursing, Sexual content, and Toxic relationship
Moderate: Misogyny and Toxic friendship
Minor: Pregnancy
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