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rebecca_labrador's review
emotional
funny
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
reflective
relaxing
fast-paced
4.0
novellyness's review
5.0
I looked for days to find a copy of Robert’s Hill (or The Time I Pooped My Snowsuit) and Other Christmas Stories. I knew I was in for a good laugh between the title, the tiny turd gracing the cover, and upon reading the preview online suggesting that one of the stories featured a Mr. Baggins. Um, hello, I’m in! The only problem was that this book was completely sold out everywhere I looked!
One morning earlier this week, after coming to terms with the fact that I was not going to read this book before Christmas, I checked my online library again for the 10th time that week. I had been searching all book avenues to feast my eyes upon these stories like Gollum looking for his missing precious ring, and then there it was! I happened to grab the first borrow on it & immediately began hiding from my family to read it.
It is indeed a very good book! A collection of short stories based on the author’s Christmas memories and family traditions, cursed Christmas Eve gifts, pooped snow pants, and so much more.
I laughed, I almost cried (not once but thrice, I was not expecting that) at a few heartfelt moments. And I had tears in my eyes because most of these stories were relatable & had that nostalgic quality to them of past Christmases with loved ones who may no longer be here with us or who have been living at a distance due to these challenging times.
I finished this book last night & didn’t quite know what to do with myself. I was feeling a bit bah humbug before and this book definitely warmed up my spirits. I particularly loved The Twelve Shots of Christmas, Merry Christmas Mr Baggins, and Humbug.
Overall, this was a great Christmas read that will warm your heart but also make you laugh about pooping your snowsuit. It’s a good balance. It is a book that can be shared with the whole family, enjoyed by all ages, and yet still has adult humour that will go right over the little one’s heads until they’re old enough for a different reading experience.
I will definitely re-read this one, share it with my family, and hopefully find a physical copy for my shelves before next Christmas.
One morning earlier this week, after coming to terms with the fact that I was not going to read this book before Christmas, I checked my online library again for the 10th time that week. I had been searching all book avenues to feast my eyes upon these stories like Gollum looking for his missing precious ring, and then there it was! I happened to grab the first borrow on it & immediately began hiding from my family to read it.
It is indeed a very good book! A collection of short stories based on the author’s Christmas memories and family traditions, cursed Christmas Eve gifts, pooped snow pants, and so much more.
I laughed, I almost cried (not once but thrice, I was not expecting that) at a few heartfelt moments. And I had tears in my eyes because most of these stories were relatable & had that nostalgic quality to them of past Christmases with loved ones who may no longer be here with us or who have been living at a distance due to these challenging times.
I finished this book last night & didn’t quite know what to do with myself. I was feeling a bit bah humbug before and this book definitely warmed up my spirits. I particularly loved The Twelve Shots of Christmas, Merry Christmas Mr Baggins, and Humbug.
Overall, this was a great Christmas read that will warm your heart but also make you laugh about pooping your snowsuit. It’s a good balance. It is a book that can be shared with the whole family, enjoyed by all ages, and yet still has adult humour that will go right over the little one’s heads until they’re old enough for a different reading experience.
I will definitely re-read this one, share it with my family, and hopefully find a physical copy for my shelves before next Christmas.
shelleys_book_nook's review
adventurous
emotional
funny
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
reflective
fast-paced
5.0
This book was a delight, it was hilariously funny but also warmhearted and loving too. I enjoyed every single one of these stories. Don't let the title fool you it is a lot more sophisticated than it sounds.
The titular story Robert's Hill is about a boy who gets a GT racer for Christmas and poops his pants going down the scary hill. I was in stitches laughing.
The 12 shots of Christmas are exactly that, take a shot every time someone says Ralphie while watching A Christmas Story. The story got funnier and funnier as the movie played, but it was full of love at the end.
The Christmas Divorce was a little sad. It's about a lad making friends with a spoiled rich kid and using him to get what he wants for Christmas. He really wants to get a slot car racing set but instead, the parents get a divorce and he feels responsible for it.
Merry Christmas Mr. Baggins warmed my heart. It's about a family ( with three kids!) driving three hours, in their station wagon, to see grandma at Christmas. It is a family tradition to listen to books on tape during the drive. Getting to sit up front with dad was a cause for celebration when mom went in the back to rest. They listen to The Hobbit and bond during the drive. My favourite quote from this story was "There is nothing less helpful than a child trying to be helpful." 🤣
Christmas in the Neighbourhood was by far the most give me all the feels story and was so upliftingly sweet. A taxi-driving dad moonlights as a limo driver and picks up a very special passenger. The famous man invites the driver to dinner with him and afterwards, the driver takes this famous person home with him. They eat and he plays the piano as they all join in to sing along. When you find out who this famous person is, it makes it all the more special.
The Sweet Things is just that, sweet. Candy maker Mr. Bunte is a Swedish man living in Germany and his friend Vincent is the choirmaster at his church. The candy maker offers to help his friend control the twitchy choir boys by teaching him how to make cheap candy to keep the boys busy. It turns out to be sugar plumbs, that have nothing to do with the fruit and hilarity ensues once the boys get the sticky candy.
Never Open a Gift on Christmas Eve: A Cautionary Tale is about a young boy who is allowed to open a gift on the 24th. He decides to open the one from his great-aunt in England because he figures someone who has great in their name and lives where royalty is to give an excellent gift...he couldn't be more wrong. Needless to say, she is no longer his "great" aunt. From that year on Christmas Eve gifts just get worse and he starts to think that he is cursed. It just gets funnier and funnier until they aren't and then the perfect gift arrives.
The Greatest Christmas Movie of All Time Ever is about the worst (dumbest) newspaper boss ever. After being asked to write an article with the title of the story it proves very difficult for one reporter. How do you choose such a movie? Again hilarity ensues and a champion is crowned.
Humbug (Noun): Hoax; Fraud; Rubbish; Nonsense; Hard-Boiled Candy is the final story in this collection. This one is about traditions and remembering those we lost. Aunt Victoria the oldest living relative reflects on her father recording A Christmas Carol in 1942. Every year the family gathers to listen to the record and has done so for four generations. This was the perfect way to end the book.
I love supporting Canadian writers and the author is from Ontario, Canada like myself. This was a most excellent way to kill a few hours and put yourself in the Christmas spirit. I am going to recommend this to everyone who asks for a holiday book idea. All. The. Stars.
leahdunton's review
emotional
funny
inspiring
lighthearted
medium-paced
5.0
A great collection of short stories; I laughed, I cried, it was wonderful.
nikkicalvert's review
5.0
I looked for days to find a copy of Robert’s Hill (or The Time I Pooped My Snowsuit) and Other Christmas Stories. I knew I was in for a good laugh between the title, the tiny turd gracing the cover, and upon reading the preview online suggesting that one of the stories featured a Mr. Baggins. Um, hello, I’m in! The only problem was that this book was completely sold out everywhere I looked!
One morning earlier this week, after coming to terms with the fact that I was not going to read this book before Christmas, I checked my online library again for the 10th time that week. I had been searching all book avenues to feast my eyes upon these stories like Gollum looking for his missing precious ring, and then there it was! I happened to grab the first borrow on it & immediately began hiding from my family to read it.
It is indeed a very good book! A collection of short stories based on the author’s Christmas memories and family traditions, cursed Christmas Eve gifts, pooped snow pants, and so much more.
I laughed, I almost cried (not once but thrice, I was not expecting that) at a few heartfelt moments. And I had tears in my eyes because most of these stories were relatable & had that nostalgic quality to them of past Christmases with loved ones who may no longer be here with us or who have been living at a distance due to these challenging times.
I finished this book last night & didn’t quite know what to do with myself. I was feeling a bit bah humbug before and this book definitely warmed up my spirits. I particularly loved The Twelve Shots of Christmas, Merry Christmas Mr Baggins, and Humbug.
Overall, this was a great Christmas read that will warm your heart but also make you laugh about pooping your snowsuit. It’s a good balance. It is a book that can be shared with the whole family, enjoyed by all ages, and yet still has adult humour that will go right over the little one’s heads until they’re old enough for a different reading experience.
I will definitely re-read this one, share it with my family, and hopefully find a physical copy for my shelves before next Christmas.
One morning earlier this week, after coming to terms with the fact that I was not going to read this book before Christmas, I checked my online library again for the 10th time that week. I had been searching all book avenues to feast my eyes upon these stories like Gollum looking for his missing precious ring, and then there it was! I happened to grab the first borrow on it & immediately began hiding from my family to read it.
It is indeed a very good book! A collection of short stories based on the author’s Christmas memories and family traditions, cursed Christmas Eve gifts, pooped snow pants, and so much more.
I laughed, I almost cried (not once but thrice, I was not expecting that) at a few heartfelt moments. And I had tears in my eyes because most of these stories were relatable & had that nostalgic quality to them of past Christmases with loved ones who may no longer be here with us or who have been living at a distance due to these challenging times.
I finished this book last night & didn’t quite know what to do with myself. I was feeling a bit bah humbug before and this book definitely warmed up my spirits. I particularly loved The Twelve Shots of Christmas, Merry Christmas Mr Baggins, and Humbug.
Overall, this was a great Christmas read that will warm your heart but also make you laugh about pooping your snowsuit. It’s a good balance. It is a book that can be shared with the whole family, enjoyed by all ages, and yet still has adult humour that will go right over the little one’s heads until they’re old enough for a different reading experience.
I will definitely re-read this one, share it with my family, and hopefully find a physical copy for my shelves before next Christmas.
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