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I'd Really Like to Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio, Dorothée de Monfreid

belwood303's review against another edition

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3.0

Cute story, simple and straight-forward, a worthy read. The narrative gives plenty to talk about later (being a picky eater but needing to eat what's given you, taking on more than you can handle/ before you're big enough to do it, etc)

paperback_poodles's review against another edition

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5.0

This may just be the best picture book of all time. Truly.

mmpickart's review against another edition

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3.0

"I'd Really Like to Eat a Child" is a cute story with funny illustrations. It left me with a smile on my face. It might not be great for younger readers who might end up fearing being eaten by alligators/crocodiles, but it's a perfect read for a slightly older audience that will appreciate the humor.

jonnywarlock's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5

rampaginglibrarian's review against another edition

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5.0


Now here’s a lovely sentiment: I’d Really Like to Eat a Child by Sylvianne Donnio • Illustrated by Dorothée de Monfreid (don't you ever just get to feeling that way [like when the little darlings are running about the library making lots of loud, annoying kiddie-type noises crashing into other patrons and library displays and such; and their parents are wandering about {or surfing the internet} blithely ignoring their responsibilities~makes a librarian want to rampage...]?). Achilles is a baby crocodile whose mother brings him bananas to eat each and every morning (every time complimenting him on how big and handsome he is becoming~and with such beautiful teeth... "how true" he often thinks to himself, but he is growing Awfully tired of those bananas...)~he would Really like to eat a child.

"Children don't grow on banana trees," his mother chides (silly, silly boy) Papa Crocodile brings him a giant sausage, but, of course, that is no good. Mama and Papa make him a giant chocolate cake, but What Are They Thinking? He Really Wants to eat a Child! The ending is truly wonderful (and no children are eaten~just in case you're wondering {tho a child does make an appearance~and no, the child does not win Achilles over through charm~that would NOT be my kind of story, in case you didn't know!})


millyferg's review against another edition

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4.0

I don't know how to express how much I love absurd children's books.
Do crocs eat bananas? Do they even have sweet tooths? Would a little girl be able to pick up a baby croc and tickle it before yeeting it back into the river?
according to this book yes and its better for it.

lauraxbakker's review against another edition

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3.0

Leuk, maar op mijn groep voor de meeste kinderen nog te spannend

lirael83's review against another edition

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2.0

A very odd book. Kind of has a plot and then it just stops...liked the illustrations.

erinmp's review against another edition

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4.0

Achilles is a tiny crocodile who usually eats yummy bananas that his mother brings him. One day, however, Achilles decides thst he does not want to eat bananas--he wants to eat a child. His parents try to tempt him with sausage and a delicious chocolate cake, but Achilles is set on eating a child. He wanders to the river and spies a child, but the outcome is not what he expects.

Adorable book. Funny story and simple, but effective illustrations. Bonus: the little girl is a child of color--hard to find in most children's books.

thatashgirl83's review against another edition

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5.0

I picked this up for my friends son and almost wanted to keep it. Great message. Adorable illustrations and just a funny concept overall.