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I Really Want to Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio

msgabbythelibrarian's review against another edition

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3.0

A little alligator gets tired of eating bananas and wants to eat a child instead. But when he encounters a child, the experience is anything BUT terrifying for the child.

Side note, this book was originally published in France, which I thought I was cool!

greenbeanteenqueen's review against another edition

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4.0

Hilarious with an ending that you wouldn't expect.

juliadejong's review against another edition

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4.0

3.5

trixie_reads's review against another edition

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4.0

Kindergarten found this quite amusing. I was surprised to read reviews criticizing it for being scary - that never occurred to me.

rigbymel76's review against another edition

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5.0

Quite a fun little children's book. I love the cartoon-y illustrations and the unexpected outcome.

yosafbridg's review against another edition

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5.0


Now here’s a lovely sentiment: I’d Really Like to Eat a Child by Sylvianne Donnio • Illustrated by Dorothée de Monfreid (don't you ever just get to feeling that way [like when the little darlings are running about the library making lots of loud, annoying kiddie-type noises crashing into other patrons and library displays and such; and their parents are wandering about {or surfing the internet} blithely ignoring their responsibilities~makes a librarian want to rampage...]?). Achilles is a baby crocodile whose mother brings him bananas to eat each and every morning (every time complimenting him on how big and handsome he is becoming~and with such beautiful teeth... "how true" he often thinks to himself, but he is growing Awfully tired of those bananas...)~he would Really like to eat a child.

"Children don't grow on banana trees," his mother chides (silly, silly boy) Papa Crocodile brings him a giant sausage, but, of course, that is no good. Mama and Papa make him a giant chocolate cake, but What Are They Thinking? He Really Wants to eat a Child! The ending is truly wonderful (and no children are eaten~just in case you're wondering {tho a child does make an appearance~and no, the child does not win Achilles over through charm~that would NOT be my kind of story, in case you didn't know!})


anpgraham's review against another edition

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4.0

funny

greenbeanteenqueen's review against another edition

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4.0

Hilarious with an ending that you wouldn't expect.

mamers's review against another edition

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3.0

Creepy! lol

yosafbridg's review against another edition

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5.0


Now here’s a lovely sentiment: I’d Really Like to Eat a Child by Sylvianne Donnio • Illustrated by Dorothée de Monfreid (don't you ever just get to feeling that way [like when the little darlings are running about the library making lots of loud, annoying kiddie-type noises crashing into other patrons and library displays and such; and their parents are wandering about {or surfing the internet} blithely ignoring their responsibilities~makes a librarian want to rampage...]?). Achilles is a baby crocodile whose mother brings him bananas to eat each and every morning (every time complimenting him on how big and handsome he is becoming~and with such beautiful teeth... "how true" he often thinks to himself, but he is growing Awfully tired of those bananas...)~he would Really like to eat a child.

"Children don't grow on banana trees," his mother chides (silly, silly boy) Papa Crocodile brings him a giant sausage, but, of course, that is no good. Mama and Papa make him a giant chocolate cake, but What Are They Thinking? He Really Wants to eat a Child! The ending is truly wonderful (and no children are eaten~just in case you're wondering {tho a child does make an appearance~and no, the child does not win Achilles over through charm~that would NOT be my kind of story, in case you didn't know!})