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Fated, by S. G. Browne

katykat3's review

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4.0

Wow such a fun, quick read. Hmm kind of reminded me of [b:Gods Behaving Badly|1159679|Gods Behaving Badly|Marie Phillips|https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1387738829s/1159679.jpg|2637508], which I also enjoyed, but I could also see other people not enjoying. Fate/Fabio had a great inner monologue that was compulsively readable. But the ending was kind of rushed, and full of conflicting emotions and wtf-ness so it definitely spoiled things. Great book that really got me excited about reading again. Also loved the shoutout to Rockford, Illinois (aka my hometown) in the book. So funny I laughed out loud. But based on the people who Fate is assigned to...definitely not something to be proud of.

raritavanesita217's review

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5.0

That quest that we all have, to give meaning to our existence, that is all in this book. Absolutely amazing.

reanimatedreader's review

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3.0

A story about Fate, Destiny, Denis and Jerry. Slightly disappointed by the ending, it could have been so much more after the build up.

saneyossarian's review

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funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot

1.0

mxshvili's review

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slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

onehtl1ama's review

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1.0

The only reason I kept reading was to see how bad it could get.
The thing about this book is that it was badly written.
The thing about this book is that the character was a misogynistic asshole.

I have so many things to say but I don't want to waste anymore brain space on it and I'm removing the rest of the authors books from my to-read shelf

mfeibel's review

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4.0

This book was strange. I thought I would dislike it more than I did haha.

For most of the book I felt confused about the plot. Yeah, Fabio falls for Sara and that's a no-no but it never really felt like anything was at stake...until the whole messiah thing.

It ended up being a clever, fun read. And the ending certainly threw me for a loop.

Though I will say, I was starting to get really annoyed by the whole "The thing about ____ is ___" ...but even that paid off.

titania86's review

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5.0

Fabio Delucci is Fate. He is entrusted with the task to stand by and watch as most of the population ruins their lives. Destiny has the much better job of guiding those in a more positive direction, but Fate has the child molesters, drunks, and general ne'er-do-wells. Not exactly a laugh fest. His life, after about 250,000 years, has become routine and dull. He hates his job; his no-contact affair with Destiny is empty and unsatisfying; and he doesn't really have much else going for him. Until he runs into his neighbor Sara Griffen by chance. He stalks her for a bit and comes to the realization that he's in love. They finally meet, hit it off famously, and fall head over heels for each other. He has to hide it from Jerry (AKA Jehovah) and all the other personifications, like Gluttony, Vanity, Hope, but especially Destiny because interfering and falling in love with humans is forbidden. This new found love inspires him to help the sad, pathetic people on the path of Fate to achieve happiness and sometimes put them on the path of Destiny. Everything starts to fall apart when the fated people he helped start dying. Was it really because of his interference or is someone trying to sabotage him? How long can he keep is relationship secret in the face of these deaths?


I didn't really know what to expect before I read Fated, but I thought it would be something like Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series. Although there are some similarities, Fated is much more light hearted and ironic. Fate is an engaging and relatable narrator, despite being an ancient anthropomorphic concept. His voice is really what got me into the book because of its conversational and humorous quality. I think everyone can relate to someone with an unsatisfying job trying to make a few people's lives a little bit better. I laughed pretty much through the whole thing. I truly couldn't put it down in finished it in only a couple of days. Although the immortal falling in love with a mortal has been done throughout history just about to death, Browne has managed to breathe new life into this concept. The romance between Sara and Fabio is so adorable and quirky, they just complement each other very well. When things start to go badly for him, I sympathized with him and I was even moved to tears by the end. Even though most of the book is light and funny, there is still a core of true heart and prompts the reader to scrutinize their own lives to see which path we are on: Destiny or Fate.

Fabio is backed by a cast of memorable personifications, including, Gluttony, Vanity, Dennis, Hope, Secrecy, Honesty, and Lady Luck. They all have their little personality quirks and aren't the perfect celestial beings that we may have imagined. I liked learning about the ins and outs of their daily lives, such as their man suits that contain their true selves and the quotas they have to fill. Most of their lives aren't much better than any given human's, except for the perks, like the spa in Eden, a universal credit card, and the ability to transport anywhere instantaneously.

The thing about Fated is, it's a great novel. The ending is pretty unexpected and comes out of nowhere, but it's very satisfying. I would love to read another book starring Fabio and I look forward to what S.G. Browne will do next. I would recommend this to fans of Breathers, Browne's debut novel, and people who enjoy Christopher Moore's novels.

junekramin's review

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5.0

Loved it!! The main character is Fate. The Fate. And the book is told in “his person”. The rest of the characters consist of the Seven Deadly sins, the seven heavenly virtues and everything in between. They are the immortals. Scott’s take on them all are absolutely hilarious. From Love’s, “Contrary to the rumors, I’m not blind.” To Gluttony’s, “Are you going to finish that?” to one conversation.“Where did you hear that?” “Where do you think?”“Gossip. That little whore.” Destiny makes several appearances as well. “She’s not a big of a slut as Lust is…” and so on.
From run ins with Karma to God’s office to Death’s attire to everyone quirks: “The thing about Lady Luck is… she has ADD”… and a dozen more such as these will have you rolling on the aisle.
I can quote literally a thousand things that made me laugh out loud. I know I will be thinking of passages every time I say certain words for months to come. I don’t want to give any more away. I will have to insist you read this one. I’ve already given away more than I should have and I haven’t even tapped into the main storyline. The love story. Fate falling in love with a mortal and how it changes his views on his job. That’s all I’m giving you. It is really, really a must flippin’ read!!! I don’t care who you are or what genre you normally read.

wordnerdy's review

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1.0

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