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Blotto, Twinks, and the Ex-King's Daughter by Simon Brett

jmichelle's review

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adventurous fast-paced

4.5

itabar's review against another edition

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1.0

I'm listening to this and don't think I can finish. Blotto is too dim to be believable. I might be able to enjoy it if I read it, but listening is a slog.

ashleylm's review against another edition

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4.0

It's a silly book that's not for everyone, but the author is perfectly aware of what he is doing. (Which I'd much rather read than silly books which the author apparently thinks are entirely sensible).

Another intentionally silly series would be Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and they're quite similar, really. The Snicket series is Daniel Handler's take on the poor beseiged rich orphan gothic novel, and Blotto & Twinks is Brett's take on the rich amateur detective Golden Age cosy mystery, complete with a nook in the library from where you can see and hear everything, but no one can see you--the perfect addition to a house of detectives!

If you weren't sure the entire thing was tongue-in-cheek, even the slowest reader must have figured it out when Blotto, a cricket-playing enthusiast, managed to bat back cannonballs that had been blown out of an actual cannon at him. Hilarious!

One reader has noted that Blotto is witty. He's not. He's much too dense to be witty. He's hilarious to read about, but not because he says smart, funny-on-purpose things.

Twinks is one of those brilliant Sherlock Holmesian detectives who can tell upon meeting you that you're left-handed, had toast for breakfast, and were raised by a Nanny in who was born in Swansea but spent a summer in Marseilles.

In all, it's a rollicking jolly adventure, and I'm very much in the mood for more.

(Note: 5 stars = amazing, wonderful, 4 = very good book, 3 = decent read, 2 = disappointing, 1 = awful, just awful. I'm fairly good at picking for myself so end up with a lot of 4s). I feel a lot of readers automatically render any book they enjoy 5, but I grade on a curve!

bookcraft's review against another edition

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1.0

A send-up of classic house-party cozy mysteries and P.G. Wodehouse, but with none of the latter's charm or affectionate humor. Too heavy-handed for me. DNF.

jonathanrobert's review

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adventurous funny lighthearted mysterious fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

quietjenn's review against another edition

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3.0

Amusing romp. A bit of literary spoofing on the old fashioned British mysteries that I'm so addicted to.

bev_reads_mysteries's review against another edition

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2.0

The Ex-King of Mitteleuropa and his entourage has come to stay at the country estate of the duke of Tawcester (pronounced Taster) for rest, relaxation, and to experience the English hunt. The group includes the Ex-King's trusted confidante Captain Schtoltz, twin body guards Bogdan and Zoltan Grittelhoff, various courtly hangers-on, the Ex-Queen, and the beautiful Ex-Princess Ethelinde. The Duchess of Tawcester is pleased to host the exiled royals--it gives her a whole group of new people to be condescending to. But she is less than delighted when her butler Grimshaw informs her that one of her guests has died in the library. She uses her social standing to put pressure on the Chief Constable to sweep the matter under the rug, but she doesn't reckon with her headstrong (and very brainy) daughter, Twinks (aka Lady Honoria Lyminster).

Twinks is jolly good at detecting and she enlists the aide of her less intellectually endowed brother Blotto (aka the Right Honorable Devereaux Lyminster) to provide any brawn needed in the adventure. From a few flakes of cigar ash, a whiff of cologne, white paint on a button, and a piece of wool, she easily pieces together the events that led to Captain Schtoltz's death. She's even sure who the culprit is. But Blotto (who was slightly blotto after drinking several Mitteleuropian toasts with his guests) manages to fall asleep in a cozy, out-of-the-way corner only to awaken to the sound of a whispered conversation. He may not be swiftest horse in the hunt, but he does pick up the gist of the conversation--namely that a plot is afoot to kidnap the lovely Ethelinde.

Despite the best-laid plans of Twinks, the evil-doer manages to get away with the plot and the Duchess herself sends Blotto, his chauffeur Corky Froggett, and a mysterious Mitteleuropian interpreter Klaus Schiffleich off to Mitteleuropa to restore the family honor...oh and rescue the Princess as well. A few surprises are in store for our happy band of rescuers and Blotto just might find himself king of a foreign country and married to the Princess if he's not careful. Where's Twinks when he needs her?

My take: First of all just let me say, if I had had to read one more "Toad-in-the-Hole!" exclamation or "Twinks, me old muffin" or "Rodents!" (as an expletive, apparently) from Blotto I may have thrown this book out the window. I'm all for a good parody (with a definite stress on good), but there is, as you may know, such a thing as too much of a good thing. Brett really stretches the limit on muchness. Absolutely everything about this is just a shade too much. Too much period slang. Too many repetitions of the same period slang. Too much English self-centrism (as Blotto says, "If only you lot all played cricket, you wouldn't feel so foreign"). Too many WAY over the top caricatures. This could have been a delightfully fun send up of the Golden Age mystery--if only Brett had wielded his pen with a less heavy hand. A disappointing read--I felt like I could have liked these characters a lot, I had been given a chance to do so. One bright spot (thus earning all the stars given) was the exciting ending. I do like a nice wrap-up.

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sireno8's review against another edition

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4.0

Thoroughly entertaining and British to the core, this delightful concoction is one part p.g. wodehouse, one part agatha christie's tommy and tuppence and 100% simon brett-- master of many genres most notably mystery and satire. Wry, rambunctious and a great deal of fun, i highly recommend this "ripping yarn"!

nutti72's review against another edition

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3.0

Cute English cozy, I'm not sure if I will read more in the series or not, but I enjoyed this one.

mcampbel's review against another edition

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4.0

Sometimes you just need a silly book. From the reviews it looks like people either liked it or hated it. It may depend on your sense of humour but I thought this was done very well.