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Damned by Chuck Palahniuk

z_tennille's review against another edition

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3.0

This was my first Chuck Palahniuk novel. I did see fight club many years ago but did not read the book. This is not a book to read if you are by any means squeamish. Maddie the main character is a 13 year old snippy teen just recently admitted to hell. I thought Palahniuk did a really decent job of voicing a 13 year old girl. The depictions of hell are nothing I would have even fathomed or would have wanted to. I believe this is going to be a series so I am currently on the 2nd book Doomed. Interesting but not your common fair.

staciedavis's review against another edition

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3.0

I actually have to read the second one now!!!

ktjaeeee's review against another edition

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4.0

I wasn’t blown away by this one like I was with Fight Club or Invisible Monsters. Still, it was good.

When I read the description and it said Madison died of a marijuana overdose, you better believe I almost didn’t read it because I don’t think that’s a real thing.

But it’s Chuck Palahniuk, there was a significance to Madison thinking that’s how she died… and there was.

This read was interesting, if Hell is real I wouldn’t mind spending eternity there. Candy is a currency? You can punch Hitler and rip off his mustache? Sign me up.

It was fun to learn about Madison, her life on Earth before her demise and arriving in Hell. It was also fun how she transformed herself with the help of one her new found compadres, Archer.

Also, that revelation by Satan at the end. Like Madison, I don’t know if he’s serious

liz_neidich's review against another edition

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dark funny medium-paced

4.0

ilia_'s review against another edition

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dark hopeful mysterious reflective medium-paced

2.0

This started well with a nod to several contemporary social issues and then it went somewhere... and was lost on me.. becoming rather meh.

lauraeydmann82's review against another edition

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5.0

Described by the author as “if The Shawshank Redemption had a baby by The Lovely Bones and it was raised by Judy Blume.” I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this. However, I quickly got into it and really enjoyed it, often falling asleep with the book still in my hand at 2am. It’s written in the same style as “Are you there God, it’s me, Margaret”, with each chapter starting with Madison talking to Satan. Maddy is dead, possibly from a cannabis overdose, she can’t be sure. She has found herself in hell, possibly because of the drugs, although it turns out that there are many ways you can get yourself damned (most of which you wouldn’t have thought of).

Hell isn’t too bad, (apart from the mountains of toe clippings, vomit ponds and worse) and Maddy even makes a few friends along the way. We see her thinking about her life before she died, as the daughter of a film star and a billionaire who adopted brothers and sisters for her every other year, refused to let the public know her real name, and shipped her off to a Swiss boarding school. They were not the nicest of parents. We also see her trying to find her way in hell, working in one of the hell call centers, making friends and defeating demons. Palahniuk’s hell consists of the typical damnation scenes you have come to expect, eternal torture at the hands of demons, cells with dirty bars, hoards of wailing damned souls, rivers of excrement, and some that are less typical, call centers to people on earth, designed to annoy in the middle of dinner, and endless crappy sweets and candy (the main currency in hell).

There are some weird and wonderful scenes in this book, not least of all the bizarre way one of the demons is dealt with involving a severed head performing a sex act… and the way that Maddy manages to persuade hoards of Nazi’s, Romans and other armies in hell to help her tidy the place up a bit… Madison’s life is also interesting, with us finding out exactly how she did actually die, and the circumstances around it.

The whole book is written in Madison’s voice, as a sarcastic intelligent 13 year old girl, with insecurities about her weight and intelligence, and sarcastic wisecracks about the living. It’s very amusing, entertaining and not easy to put down… It’s slightly open ended, and I have heard rumours of a sequel. I hope it’s in the works as I really enjoyed this and I am looking forward to reading more of Palahniuk’s work. All in all, I enjoyed this much more than I thought.

taliaa_'s review against another edition

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dark funny fast-paced
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No

2.0

lilyandthegoats's review against another edition

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dark funny fast-paced

4.0

farfuglietti's review against another edition

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4.0

3.5-4/5

Dopo aver raggiunto l'apice della bellezza, poi, nelle ultime cinquanta pagine, a mio parere, si perde via e scade nella banalità.

nooneyouknow's review against another edition

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1.0

pretty much hated this book. tries to be a 13-year old breakfast club in hell very unsuccessfully.