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blueloris's review against another edition
4.0
Definitely the best snowman porn I've ever read!
Though, as far as frozen lovers go, perphaps not quite as good as that lovely fanfic about an ice sculpture boyfriend.
Though, as far as frozen lovers go, perphaps not quite as good as that lovely fanfic about an ice sculpture boyfriend.
wblove's review
3.0
What?
I....don't know what I just read but it was short, spicy I guess , weird and hilarious
I....don't know what I just read but it was short, spicy I guess , weird and hilarious
sjj169's review against another edition
I had sworn off monster porn. I really had. Quit laughing damn you.
... sexy snow man loving.
This chick has an arsehole of a boyfriend who decides to build an snowman with a rather large member.
After finishing himself off he goes in look of food. Our heroine decides to try out some Frosty loving.
Read the book you pervs! I'm not giving the story away.
I recieved a copy of this from the author. I'm not reading anymore monster porn though kids.
... sexy snow man loving.
This chick has an arsehole of a boyfriend who decides to build an snowman with a rather large member.
After finishing himself off he goes in look of food. Our heroine decides to try out some Frosty loving.
Read the book you pervs! I'm not giving the story away.
I recieved a copy of this from the author. I'm not reading anymore monster porn though kids.
tyler_j's review against another edition
4.0
Stephen is such a tool and the only thing he has going for him is, well, his large tool. Stephen and his girlfriend build a large snowman, Stephen gives said snowman a big member. They end up fucking in the snow but as he ends up not being remotely satisfying to her, he just gets himself off and then goes in search of food, she decides to try some frosty love! What, i'm not gonna give it all away you pervs, read the story! Can you really say no to those oreo eyes?
Did I really just read snowman erotica? Yup!
Did I really pay $3 for it? Yup!
Do I regret it? Nope! Not one bit!
It’s short and hilarious! Snowman porn, who knew?
Did I really just read snowman erotica? Yup!
Did I really pay $3 for it? Yup!
Do I regret it? Nope! Not one bit!
It’s short and hilarious! Snowman porn, who knew?
thebookslut's review against another edition
3.0
I mean..
Here we are. Is it worth .99 … depends on your need for entertainment.
Here we are. Is it worth .99 … depends on your need for entertainment.
reverenddave's review against another edition
2.0
This “book” was not terrible but not great. (Lets say better than Cum for Bigfoot and nothing close to Abraham Lincoln Fuck Lord). It does have the occasional line of pure insanity that I look for in this genre: “…hot and cold blending together into some sort of temperature only angels or mermaids know about. This made no sense to me, even as I was thinking it.” I appreciate that acknowledgement cause I was baffled.
Still I spent most of the very few minutes it took to read this thinking it would have been a lot more interesting if it addressed the effect of the body heat and friction of sex on a snow phallus. Pre-coitus the narrator was concerned about damaging him with her “hot breath” before she had her fun, but then she just seems to imply it had been sculpted large enough that it shouldn’t melt off entirely until she was satisfied. But at the same time, when she clamps her legs together satisfied that is enough to render the entire snowman back into a pile of loose snow. So I don’t quite understand the science of it.
Frankly, I would’ve given this a lot more stars if the story had kept Frosty intact and explored the psychological trauma of castration through dick melting sex. Especially given that in theory this process could go on as many times as someone felt like sculpting a new snowphallus and reattaching it. One would think itd give the snowman a very complicated relationship with sex.
Still I spent most of the very few minutes it took to read this thinking it would have been a lot more interesting if it addressed the effect of the body heat and friction of sex on a snow phallus. Pre-coitus the narrator was concerned about damaging him with her “hot breath” before she had her fun, but then she just seems to imply it had been sculpted large enough that it shouldn’t melt off entirely until she was satisfied. But at the same time, when she clamps her legs together satisfied that is enough to render the entire snowman back into a pile of loose snow. So I don’t quite understand the science of it.
Frankly, I would’ve given this a lot more stars if the story had kept Frosty intact and explored the psychological trauma of castration through dick melting sex. Especially given that in theory this process could go on as many times as someone felt like sculpting a new snowphallus and reattaching it. One would think itd give the snowman a very complicated relationship with sex.
catniprocks's review
1.0
I pretty much highlighted the entire thing. As awesomely awful as you think it will be.
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