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A review by fagis_crumpet
The Last Passenger by Will Dean
3.0
This book is off the scale bonkers and completely ridiculous. But also, disturbingly moreish.
I guess reading it was a little bit like eating a bag of Twiglets. Twiglets are a wheat-based snack that are flavoured with secretions from Satan’s anus. Eating one Twiglet causes your face to melt, your eyes to bleed and snakes to come out of your ears, and yet, after eating one you simply must have another, and another etc etc.
As with all mysteries like this, I wanted it to be aliens.. Unfortunately it was just Claudia Winkleman in a wet suit.
I guess reading it was a little bit like eating a bag of Twiglets. Twiglets are a wheat-based snack that are flavoured with secretions from Satan’s anus. Eating one Twiglet causes your face to melt, your eyes to bleed and snakes to come out of your ears, and yet, after eating one you simply must have another, and another etc etc.
As with all mysteries like this, I wanted it to be aliens.. Unfortunately it was just Claudia Winkleman in a wet suit.