A review by kelsahud
Lara Croft and the Blade of Gwynnever by Dan Abnett, Nik Vincent

1.0

I should have known this was going to be a trash fire, but I’m a glutton for punishment apparently. I can’t even list all the things I hated about this wasted hunk of garbage, but the whole villain who was a feminist who wanted a matriarchy has to be up there. Hello, have you seen the news? Give me aliens, give me a matriarchy, give me anything but old white dudes who run their mouths.

And after 350 pages, I still can’t say who Gwynnever is. Or why people randomly turned into bears and boars. Or why we had to be told continually how attractive Lara was. Or why I lost my mind and 15 dollars and bought this book. Ugh.