A review by bookhero6
Your Heart Belongs to Me by Dean Koontz

2.0

Ahhg. I was expecting scary. Instead, I just got misogynistic patriarchal sexist machismo crap. I'm a manly man and I do manly things and this is my beautiful girlfriend. Look at her, she's so pretty. Oh wait, midlife crisis, I need to go off on my own for a while. Me me me. All about me. Alright, story's over, she can come back now. I was too annoyed by all of this to really enjoy the psycho scariness of the story. Sorry, Dean, I really wanted to like it.