A review by ziwxbhld
The Mall by S.L. Grey

1.0

I'm convinced this is an attempt to produce the most boring, pointless and yet massively lengthy novel in existence. What actually happens here? An unlikeable main character meets a similarly unlikeable character, they share an over-excitedly described series of unimaginative events, then realise that Chuck Palahniuk's ideas about consumerism need reiterating for people who are too thick to 'get' Fight Club. God, was this awful.