A review by woahno
Uncanny Magazine Issue 23: July/August 2018 by Alasdair Stuart, Marissa Lingen, Tobias S. Buckell, Mary Robinette Kowal, Ali Trotta, Anya Ow, Caroline M. Yoachim, Elsa Sjunneson-Henry, K.M. Szpara, R.K. Kalaw, Brooke Bolander, Nicasio Andres Reed, Neon Yang, Cassandra Khaw, Tansy Rayner Roberts, Cynthia So, A. Merc Rustad, Sam J. Miller, Michael Damian Thomas, Brandon O'Brien, Lynne M. Thomas, Mari Ness, Alex Bledsoe, Brit E.B. Hvide

4.0

This story in someways is absurd. But it is done in a rather fun way, as the title suggests. I liked the narrator's tone throughout that I found amusing as I also found the translated raptor screeches into English. It is a fun story with a satisfying arch and ending.