A review by giantarms
Alvin Journeyman by Orson Scott Card

1.0

LOOK WE CAN MAKE LAWS AND SIT IN COURTS AND TALK A LOT REALLY MAGIC AND WONDER AND ALL THAT IS IRRELEVANT IN A FANTASY NOVEL

So help me I don't know why I'm still reading this mess.

You should know that this is book four. I read a third of the way through book five before I realized I'd skipped a book. I can totally summarize the whole of what happens in this book:

Alvin's accused of junk and then is acquitted.

The end. 300 pages later.

Orson, I know you're bigheaded and people will buy your books no matter what I say, but why is the farther along in a series you get, the more we end up with talking heads? Preachy talking heads. OHNOESFATE