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A review by mslelouch
Turbulence by Whitney G.
3.0
"There are only three things i hated in this world more than my cruel circus of a family: The new changes in the airline industry, the fact that the airline industry was the only industry i could ever see myself working for, and that the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the hotel room apparently didn't mean shit anymore"
This started out with a bang!!! I knew Whitney G would never disappoint me with the humor and 'Do not give a fuck' attitude so when i was in a massive book slump, I picked up her book just to get me out. I mean the half of the book was just pure fun and i really enjoyed it soo much. But I wanted morrrreeeeeee.
"I need you to tell me how the hell you passed your psychiatric evaluation six weeks ago"
"I studied"
"dont fuck with me Weston"
I just died!
"If you'd like to re-test me in the same way," I said, returning her business card and tucking it into her front pocket, "Let me know. However, contrary to what you so adamantly said seconds ago, you will swallow every result....."
Damnnn... no comment here! None at all
"Well, enlighten me, please." She looked up and scratched her head. "In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would you like us to call first?"
"A funeral home."
Silence.
Just shoot me already please XD
"Lighten up, Gill. Learn how to laugh a little."
"Learn how to tell a joke." I jerked away from him I'm going to kill him!
Sometimes she will stare at me so long that i would be forced to help her quickly get dressed so we won't get caught
Mean much?
Jake has really been through a lot and the fact that he won't open up to anymore was understandable really. It took him a long time to get over his father, brother, and ex-wife (Ohhh that bitch!)
"You got upset with me because i filed for a divorce, then you told the police I'd previously beat you in the face with a tire jack. That is physical abuse, and it was a goddamn lie
SOMEONE HOLD ME! IMMA BEAT HER UP!!!
I really like the book soo much but i definitely had some issues with it. Regarding how he refused to hear her out which dragged the book over several chapters. So three stars will do this. And i am comparing this to her other books which I loved! Also, This completely got me out of a reading slump
This started out with a bang!!! I knew Whitney G would never disappoint me with the humor and 'Do not give a fuck' attitude so when i was in a massive book slump, I picked up her book just to get me out. I mean the half of the book was just pure fun and i really enjoyed it soo much. But I wanted morrrreeeeeee.
"I need you to tell me how the hell you passed your psychiatric evaluation six weeks ago"
"I studied"
"dont fuck with me Weston"
I just died!
"If you'd like to re-test me in the same way," I said, returning her business card and tucking it into her front pocket, "Let me know. However, contrary to what you so adamantly said seconds ago, you will swallow every result....."
Damnnn... no comment here! None at all
"Well, enlighten me, please." She looked up and scratched her head. "In the event of something unfortunate happening to you, who would you like us to call first?"
"A funeral home."
Silence.
Just shoot me already please XD
"Lighten up, Gill. Learn how to laugh a little."
"Learn how to tell a joke." I jerked away from him I'm going to kill him!
Sometimes she will stare at me so long that i would be forced to help her quickly get dressed so we won't get caught
Mean much?
Jake has really been through a lot and the fact that he won't open up to anymore was understandable really. It took him a long time to get over his father, brother, and ex-wife (Ohhh that bitch!)
"You got upset with me because i filed for a divorce, then you told the police I'd previously beat you in the face with a tire jack. That is physical abuse, and it was a goddamn lie
SOMEONE HOLD ME! IMMA BEAT HER UP!!!
I really like the book soo much but i definitely had some issues with it. Regarding how he refused to hear her out which dragged the book over several chapters. So three stars will do this. And i am comparing this to her other books which I loved! Also, This completely got me out of a reading slump