A review by sarah42783
Gotham City Sirens: Book One, by Peter Nguyen, Paul Dini, Andres Guinaldo, Jack Purcell, Raúl Fernández, Scott Lobdell, Marc Andreyko, Álvaro López, Tony Bedard, David López, Guillem March
2.0
In an effort to cut the crap like it's never been cut before, I'll jump straight to the fascinating moral of this Super Crappy Super Non-Review Crappy Non Review (SCSNRCNR™):
Gotham City is definitely not for me. Kick-Ass Villainous Chicks Only Cast (KAVCOC™) or not, I DO NOT like GothamSilly City. I DO NOT like its OTT characters. I DO NOT like its silly super heroes. I DO NOT like its ridiculous super villains. I DO NOT like that all women in this story have the Pathetically Clichéd Thin Waist Huge Boobs Big Ass ARGH I Think I'm Gonna Shoot Someone Look (PCTWHBBAAITIGSSL™). I DO NOT like a single shrimping thing about this freaking comic. Which I DO NOT like because I wanted to like it because Paul Dini and because Paul Dini = Madame Mirage and stuff.
The end.
See? I can do short and to the point when I want to.
I do try, my Little Barnacles. I do try. It's just that I'm not very good at it. Which is quite surprising considering I was born talented.
P.S. Alex, I still love you. I think.
P.P.S. I'll let you in on a little secret: I did not like this. You're welcome.
Gotham City is definitely not for me. Kick-Ass Villainous Chicks Only Cast (KAVCOC™) or not, I DO NOT like Gotham
The end.
See? I can do short and to the point when I want to.
I do try, my Little Barnacles. I do try. It's just that I'm not very good at it. Which is quite surprising considering I was born talented.
P.S. Alex, I still love you. I think.
P.P.S. I'll let you in on a little secret: I did not like this. You're welcome.