A review by mrfrank
The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack by Douglas Hackle
5.0
Five mutha-fuckin' stars for Douglas "Mutha Fuckin' D" Hackle's THE HOTTEST GAY MAN EVER KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK. This book is the culmination of everything I admire about Hackle's work and thus represents a master work of Bizarro fiction. This is like Hackle's Dark Tower, every awesome quirk of his writing makes an appearance in some shape or form in this book.
Don't be put off by the title either. This is not one of those odd erotica stories that are all the rage lately. This is full throttle, pure Bizarro. There are tiny polar bear headed people, sentient movie star sleds, Cuban baby ghosts, CREE CRAWS, SLEE SLAWS, Pop-dots! and ;adn;23r;nlkj! And even Rick Allen's severed arm! Yes, slice!!!
Douglas Hackle is a mutha fuckin' ninja of Bizarro. If you don't read this you are not well read. If you are not well read, you are dumb and ignorant. If you are dumb and ignorant you can't get a job. If you can't get a job, you can't afford to read this book. So read this book before you can't afford to read this book. Yo mamma!
Don't be put off by the title either. This is not one of those odd erotica stories that are all the rage lately. This is full throttle, pure Bizarro. There are tiny polar bear headed people, sentient movie star sleds, Cuban baby ghosts, CREE CRAWS, SLEE SLAWS, Pop-dots! and ;adn;23r;nlkj! And even Rick Allen's severed arm! Yes, slice!!!
Douglas Hackle is a mutha fuckin' ninja of Bizarro. If you don't read this you are not well read. If you are not well read, you are dumb and ignorant. If you are dumb and ignorant you can't get a job. If you can't get a job, you can't afford to read this book. So read this book before you can't afford to read this book. Yo mamma!