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A review by bookish_kristina
Orc Me Baby One More Time by Ava Ross
2.0
Silly, cheesy, smutty and not much else. A lighthearted but kinda dumb short story about a cinnamon roll Orc and a curvy blond baker. The world building here was weird, it’s kind of medieval but they have mobile phones and Brittney Spears music. The Orc also kind of read like a shifter with an inner Orc voice named ‘Guns’ who controlled his urges and gave a fated mates feeling. Also his claws were retractable? But mostly this story was about a human and an Orc getting it on, so I guess I’m not really supposed to concern myself with plot and setting inconsistencies.
Anyway I could do without the overly sexual grandmother gag, it just makes me cringe and I don’t find it funny and it was used a lot in this novella. No one wants to hear their Gran giving them sex advice or gifting them with sex toys, just no. Not funny.
This reads in under an hour, but hours are precious, so I’d recommend occupying yours with something other than this dumb book.
Anyway I could do without the overly sexual grandmother gag, it just makes me cringe and I don’t find it funny and it was used a lot in this novella. No one wants to hear their Gran giving them sex advice or gifting them with sex toys, just no. Not funny.
This reads in under an hour, but hours are precious, so I’d recommend occupying yours with something other than this dumb book.