A review by webempress
Resisting Roots by Audrey Carlan

Did not finish book.
I attempted to listen to the audiobook. The almost monotone of the female narrator added nothing to an already boring, cliched book.
I love my yoga class, but don't want to be bored to tears listening to all the yoga instruction in a book intended for entertainment. Chapters are separated by yoga instruction that sounds like it came straight out of an instruction manual--silly me, i thought this was meant to be fiction, not a how-to book. Then the yoga instructor character goes into excessive detail, as if i was in her yoga class. Really? this is considered worth reading?
I listened to it through the fourth chapter and the male character never progressed beyond male pig--his deep thoughts consisted of "chick", "tits", "great ass". He made profound statements like "call the bimbo over to my pad".
I actually found myself sneering as I listened to the ridiculous things that the characters said. And the line that had my mouth actually falling open at the ridiculousness of it: "just thinking about it had my sacral chakra reacting with a fiery need to be filled". Can someone actually write that and not be embarrassed?