A review by kenjiscortland
Spring Break by Lucy Smoke

1.0

and so we reach the third book. once more for the sake of this books complete and utter shittness: what the f*ck was this shit?? I downloaded the series because I saw a tiktok saying it was a college sports romance like off campus. spoiler alert: IT WAS NOWHERE CLOSE TO OFF CAMPUS. it wasn't even college sports. some girl gets stuck in a library with four guys who all want to fuck her and guess what they do? fuck her. together. im scarred. this is exactly why i wont read den of vipers. bc this was the most vanilla smut but it still scarred me. i'll literally never trust booktok again, you all really let me down with this rec. the description i was given wasn't even close to the actual plot of the book, of which there was none. from now on i'll be sticking only to the younger side of ya. (ok thats obvs a lie but you get the point.) literally the only reason i read the whole series was bc they were so short and i wanted to get on top of my goodreads goal. literally, the. only. reason. if i could give a book 0 stars on goodreads I would. genuinely never read something worse in my entire life. and i've read acotar, which says a lot. and all of the cbca books i have to read every year for school. still mad about last years winner. anyway, i have so much hate for whoever it was on tiktok that made me want to read these books, whoever you are, get off smuttok, or at least like, get better at giving summaries of books. like, really better. literally the description wasn't even close. yeah, technically like one? of them plays football and one used to, but since there was no actual football involved, it's not a sports romance. since there was also literally no college involved (except college library sex with four guys) its not a college romance. in fact, i think for it to be considered a romance it actually has to have romance, not constant sex. thats a smut book, not a romance book. romance implies dating (and much perferred) courtship. four guys fucking one girl at the same time within an hour of meeting her is not romance. i've literally lost all faith in the side of booktok that's been corrupted by smut, and i shall do a fyp cleanse to ensure i remain on percy jackson tiktok from this point forward. lava enjoy this review ik u were waiting for it. for ur own good don't read it. pls. i'll disown you.