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A review by ivingbz
The Doors of Stone by Patrick Rothfuss
1.0
Why does this unpublished book have so many 5 star ratings? I think it’s only fair I rate it too, maybe if a bunch of us angry ex-fans unite we can even this ridiculousness out. Or not. I’m just salty honestly. 9 years???? 9 fucking years??? I was okay after the 5 year mark... even the 7th. I have finally lost my patience though. This book is never coming out.
At this point I’m positive Rothfuss chickened out. He waited too long because he wanted to give us something good but now with every year that passes by he’s afraid he won’t meet our expectations. Fear of failure is a horrible thing fellas. Serves him right though, he did this to himself.
And yes, this ain’t speculation, this is FACTS. I know, believe me, I saw it with my fourth eye. Drew a pineapple on the floor, poured milk over it and lit 3 candles. Saw it all.
Anyways
Thanks God we have Sanderson
At this point I’m positive Rothfuss chickened out. He waited too long because he wanted to give us something good but now with every year that passes by he’s afraid he won’t meet our expectations. Fear of failure is a horrible thing fellas. Serves him right though, he did this to himself.
And yes, this ain’t speculation, this is FACTS. I know, believe me, I saw it with my fourth eye. Drew a pineapple on the floor, poured milk over it and lit 3 candles. Saw it all.
Anyways
Thanks God we have Sanderson