A review by sarahetc
Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

1.0

Yeah, I gave up on this book. I picked it up because it had been recommended to me several times by several different people. Then, when Gabaldon decided to declare everyone who likes fanfiction a criminal loser, I decided to see what the big deal was. What is so good about this book and series that people would want to write such a crap ton of smut fic about it. I still have no idea. The heroine is annoying as shit, the prose is tedious and every single noun has to have at least one adjective. Every. Single. One. Maybe that's why people fic it-- it's easy to imitate and you can just get down with your one dimensional characters, throbbing manhoods and slippery lady channels. Bah.