A review by mrfrank
I Will Rot Without You by Danger Slater
5.0
You would think reading the best book of the year would be a jubilant experience. Ive just finished reading Danger Slater's I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU, the best book of 2016 and Im crestfallen. It's January 4th. Think about it; no book I will read the remainder of this year will hold a candle to it.
I can take solace in the fact that I've just read the Wonderland Book of the Year for 2016. That's good news. For me. Bad news for every other bizarro novel that hasn't even been published yet. Your book will not win. Not in 2016. It's like being the AAA shortstop for The Yankees at the peak of Derek Jeter's career. You don't have a prayer in hell.
So what everyone needs to do is read I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU. Highlight all the great lines. Buy more highlighters because you WILL run out of eye searing yellow ink several times over. Then we're all going to study the book, line for line and write thesis papers on the greatest literary work yet known to man and change the world. Together. And Danger Slater will be our president.
I can take solace in the fact that I've just read the Wonderland Book of the Year for 2016. That's good news. For me. Bad news for every other bizarro novel that hasn't even been published yet. Your book will not win. Not in 2016. It's like being the AAA shortstop for The Yankees at the peak of Derek Jeter's career. You don't have a prayer in hell.
So what everyone needs to do is read I WILL ROT WITHOUT YOU. Highlight all the great lines. Buy more highlighters because you WILL run out of eye searing yellow ink several times over. Then we're all going to study the book, line for line and write thesis papers on the greatest literary work yet known to man and change the world. Together. And Danger Slater will be our president.