A review by darkdahlia9
My Heart Is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones

Did not finish book. Stopped at 62%.

The gibberish of a madwoman(teen technically but i digress) who wants a slasher to come to her hometown and kill a bunch of rich people and force some poor rich girl to be the ‘final girl’ and throw machetes at her and she doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense.

Also for a horror novel not a whole lot of horror here 

The number of times i had to reread passages is wild, i want to like SGJ so badly but man dude i am too dumb for your writing i guess