A review by wyrmbergmalcolm
Chicken Chicken, by R.L. Stine
1.0
Okay, there's a message here about respectfulness and being polite, but there was so much wrong with this one. I'll calm myself down by positing my issues as open questions:
How can two parents not notice that both their children are gradually turning into chickens?
If they're turning into chickens, why do the kids get rid of all the evidence first before trying to convince their parents?
When two children start acting completely insane at a social gathering how come everyone thinks they're just making a joke?
If politeness and etiquette are your thing, then why live, dress and behave in a manner that will automatically label you as the town wacko thereby setting yourself up for some major irritations?
Why did I read this?
How can two parents not notice that both their children are gradually turning into chickens?
If they're turning into chickens, why do the kids get rid of all the evidence first before trying to convince their parents?
When two children start acting completely insane at a social gathering how come everyone thinks they're just making a joke?
If politeness and etiquette are your thing, then why live, dress and behave in a manner that will automatically label you as the town wacko thereby setting yourself up for some major irritations?
Why did I read this?