A review by brittnoel
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances by Matthew Inman
5.0
“I punish my body outdoors to atone for my atrocities indoors.”
Story of my life.
Ok, so this book had me bent over laughing like a crazy person in a padded room. No joke. I run simply because of all the horrible things I put into my body. I admit that without any shame or embarrassment.
Are you one of those people that only eat the frosting off of the cake or cupcake? If so, are you one of those that will judge others for taking a spoon to the frosting container simply to cut down the steps?
I am one to walk around the house on my day off and enjoy a big ‘ole spoonful of frosting. Then I usually end up running around cleaning or something from the intense sugar intake.
This book is awesome. Plain and simple.. Keep these books coming!!
Story of my life.
Ok, so this book had me bent over laughing like a crazy person in a padded room. No joke. I run simply because of all the horrible things I put into my body. I admit that without any shame or embarrassment.
Are you one of those people that only eat the frosting off of the cake or cupcake? If so, are you one of those that will judge others for taking a spoon to the frosting container simply to cut down the steps?
I am one to walk around the house on my day off and enjoy a big ‘ole spoonful of frosting. Then I usually end up running around cleaning or something from the intense sugar intake.
This book is awesome. Plain and simple.. Keep these books coming!!