A review by kikis_a_book_wh0r3
Strawberry Shortcake by Daniel J. Volpe

challenging dark fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? N/A
  • Strong character development? N/A
  • Loveable characters? N/A
  • Diverse cast of characters? N/A
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? N/A

5.0

Mr. Volpe .... WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FORK FARMS?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!! I used to LOVE strawberry shortcake ...it was my favorite summer dessert. And now.......i dont think I can EVER eat it again in this lifetime. Between you and C.M. Guidroz, I am gonna have a very limited diet as y'all keep ruining food for me lmfao 

I can't even give a synopsis on this story its so short but ....it didn't come to mess around ...it was all business from start to finish and had me yelling EWWWW NOOOO WTF!!! So now, excuse me while I take strawberries off my grocery list and call my OB/GYN and thank them for the hysterectomy so that I NEVER have to worry about ANY of this. 
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