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A review by blove0312
Hardcore Twenty-Four by Janet Evanovich
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
mysterious
tense
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
“Bad news,” I said. “It’s about your Lexus.”
(R) “One of my patrol cars drove by it an hour ago and said it was being circled by vultures.”
“There was an unfortunate incident with a dead groundhog.”
“I didn’t see that one coming,” Ranger said. “How bad is it?”
(S) “There are vultures circling. How bad do you think it is?”
Silence.
“You’re laughing again, aren’t you?” I asked him.
(R) “Do I need to send someone in a hazmat suit?”
“Yes.”
(R) “Do you need another car? I’m running a tab.”
Zombies have come to Trenton, NJ. (Remember my bio-hazard statement just last book… makes you wonder…)
Stephanie is “keeping an eye” on Ethel the snake for Simon Diggery the grave robber while he does a short stint in jail. Which results in a trailer full of raccoons who eat all the rats meant for Ethel, then I think there were cats, and then the zombies show up.
Grandma Mazur managed to get her a honey who lives in florida and who is absolutely catfishing her which is only fair as she’s doing the same.
Diesel shows up, though I’ll admit this one is vague for me. I don’t really feel like he added anything to it. Again though, these later books I have only read once and listened to now 2x, but I don’t recall all the things, and at work tend to zone out/lose track of what’s going on.
Wow I just read some of the reviews for this book, which are the first reviews I’ve read for ANY of the books since I’ve been reading them off and on since about 2006, and I cannot believe how many people are vehemently against this series… like, don’t fuckin read it maybe?
I’m disappointed in Stephanie same old story blah blah, their reviews all sound the same and are the “same old story.”
If you’re reading these books, you aren’t looking for something intellectually stimulating. You aren’t trying to find the meaning to life, learn how to make Greek fire, or find the formula for Roman concrete. You’re looking for entertainment. You want to laugh out loud, many times. You want to spend 300 pages/6 hours reading or listening to something fun and lighthearted to take you away for a wee bit. Maybe you have 3 lovers you can’t choose from too and find solace in Stephanie Plum. If reviewers are truly judging a fictional character for OCCASIONALLY having sex with someone other than Morelli (who by the way is the one lately to do the on-and-off-again thing). We do not slut shame around here. Get it, Stephanie Plum.
(R) “One of my patrol cars drove by it an hour ago and said it was being circled by vultures.”
“There was an unfortunate incident with a dead groundhog.”
“I didn’t see that one coming,” Ranger said. “How bad is it?”
(S) “There are vultures circling. How bad do you think it is?”
Silence.
“You’re laughing again, aren’t you?” I asked him.
(R) “Do I need to send someone in a hazmat suit?”
“Yes.”
(R) “Do you need another car? I’m running a tab.”
Zombies have come to Trenton, NJ. (Remember my bio-hazard statement just last book… makes you wonder…)
Stephanie is “keeping an eye” on Ethel the snake for Simon Diggery the grave robber while he does a short stint in jail. Which results in a trailer full of raccoons who eat all the rats meant for Ethel, then I think there were cats, and then the zombies show up.
Grandma Mazur managed to get her a honey who lives in florida and who is absolutely catfishing her which is only fair as she’s doing the same.
Diesel shows up, though I’ll admit this one is vague for me. I don’t really feel like he added anything to it. Again though, these later books I have only read once and listened to now 2x, but I don’t recall all the things, and at work tend to zone out/lose track of what’s going on.
Wow I just read some of the reviews for this book, which are the first reviews I’ve read for ANY of the books since I’ve been reading them off and on since about 2006, and I cannot believe how many people are vehemently against this series… like, don’t fuckin read it maybe?
I’m disappointed in Stephanie same old story blah blah, their reviews all sound the same and are the “same old story.”
If you’re reading these books, you aren’t looking for something intellectually stimulating. You aren’t trying to find the meaning to life, learn how to make Greek fire, or find the formula for Roman concrete. You’re looking for entertainment. You want to laugh out loud, many times. You want to spend 300 pages/6 hours reading or listening to something fun and lighthearted to take you away for a wee bit. Maybe you have 3 lovers you can’t choose from too and find solace in Stephanie Plum. If reviewers are truly judging a fictional character for OCCASIONALLY having sex with someone other than Morelli (who by the way is the one lately to do the on-and-off-again thing). We do not slut shame around here. Get it, Stephanie Plum.