A review by entirelybonkerz
Off to the Races by Elsie Silver

4.0

Step aside, Elsie Silver is our new Shania Twain.

ALEXA PLAY ANY MAN OF MINE

THIS BOOK IS GONNA GET EVERY BARBIE HORSE DREAM YOU HAVE EVER HAD, PUT THEM TOGETHER IN A BOX AND SHIP YOU TO THAT PINK STABLE YOUR MOM NEVER HAD MONEY TO BUY

A horse girl book shouldn't have been this good AND YET...

A spicy horse-girl love story, falling in love with her grumpy, rude boss, giving you the most delicious bickering and the most exciting sexual tension.

I sang to my little ponies' opening song for eight days after finishing this.

Elsie surprised the sh!t out of me with her fluid writing, her relatable characters, she made me CRY ABOUT A HORSE. Yes, that is correct. She gave the main horse in this book a more complex personality than I have ever seen in most men in romance books AND IN REAL LIFE.

I have no words, I am so excited I found another series of stand-alones to freak out about. I can't wait to jump to the next one.

These characters were funny, relatable, entertaining, this writing was light and romantic, and juicy and...

I am ready to live all my horse girl dreams, braid my hair, buy some boots and even lie about NOT being liberal as fuck, just so I can have a man watch me with lust as I gracefully ride a horse and wear tight horse trainer pants.

This had a couple of cringy dirty talk lines but I don't even care, this was amazing and I had a blast. Four BRILLIANT stars.