A review by apinkcloudsummer
Noah Can't Even by Simon James Green

1.0

I really, really, really hate saying rude things about a novel where I know the author put a lot of their love into... but in all honesty it wasn't good.

I should've stopped at the first chapter, Noah did not seem like a 15 year old, I mean he fucking drank alcohol but acted like he was 9. I thought at some point he would mature but he never really did.

There was so much going on, i mean sometimes a lot of interesting events happening pulls you in more, but this was just too much. The story was all over the place. I just kept reading because of Harry, he was just the only one who felt like they could actually be a real person. Even Connor! Who basically had two lines in this book!