A review by zarahzoe
The Tempest / Der Sturm by William Shakespeare
Me: So WTF is happening here? Who are the bad guys? Is Caliban actually a bad person?
Prospero: I want REVENGEEEEE I am a MAGICIAAAAAN hahahahahah!
Miranda: Oh I have seen this guy at the beach I'm in love now.
Sebastian: Oh I'm washed ashore on this island and I just saw my father drown, but this girl is real hot so I'm in love now.
Caliban: Okay so maybe it was wrong to lay my hand on this girl years ago but this dude who killed my Mum is keeping me as a slave I just want to be left alone.
Me: Well this is some colonizer bullshit
Ariel: This dude promised me my freedom and now he is blackmailing me - again.
Me: Well this is some sexist bullshit
Mirand: No really I'm in love
PRospero: YOU! Are! A Slut! I will give you away to this stupid specimen of a boy, but let me tell him beforehand what a slut you are!
Me: Well THIS is some sexist bullshit
Prospero: I want REVENGEEEEE I am a MAGICIAAAAAN hahahahahah!
Miranda: Oh I have seen this guy at the beach I'm in love now.
Sebastian: Oh I'm washed ashore on this island and I just saw my father drown, but this girl is real hot so I'm in love now.
Caliban: Okay so maybe it was wrong to lay my hand on this girl years ago but this dude who killed my Mum is keeping me as a slave I just want to be left alone.
Me: Well this is some colonizer bullshit
Ariel: This dude promised me my freedom and now he is blackmailing me - again.
Me: Well this is some sexist bullshit
Mirand: No really I'm in love
PRospero: YOU! Are! A Slut! I will give you away to this stupid specimen of a boy, but let me tell him beforehand what a slut you are!
Me: Well THIS is some sexist bullshit