A review by jodiesbookishposts
H.R.H. by Danielle Steel

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H.R.H by Danielle Steel (1 Star)

And here it is, the worst book of the year so far. In fact, it is the worst I’ve read in a very long time.

H.R.H is about a Princess Christiana of a small European country who is bored of her life, so she becomes a Red Cross volunteer and goes to Africa. She is due to return after a short time, but when she falls in love with an American Doctor it all gets a bit complicated.

As I was writing that, I rolled my eyes. I really struggled to care about Christiana. She was hardly living a tough life, yes she was a little bored and had little privacy – so what! I found her self-pity incredibly self indulgent and off putting. So what if she had duties to fulfil, it didn’t make her different from anyone else. She was snobbish whilst trying to appear a bit of a martyr.

Anyhow, before I rant about poor rich people, I’ll talk about the writing. It was dire. I was so surprised because the previous Steel book I read, I really enjoyed. I don’t know whether this book was written before the other but either way, it was dreadful. The prose was repetitive, she reused metaphor and similes. I felt like I was rereading it over and over again and getting nowhere.

The characters were stock and flat, slotted in to suit the purpose of the plot. It was all a little too perfect. Even the violence was contrived.

I really hated the romance. Again there was no real build up – it just sort of happened. It felt like a teenager had written it, there was no depth to it. Suddenly there was attraction and then before you know it, there was love. It is easy to believe that in a young adult story where the emotional maturity of the characters is younger, but in a story where the characters are much older it is so hard to believe.

Nope. I hated this book. I can excuse a dull plot for good writing. Hell, I can excuse bad writing for a good plot. But, when the two are combined and both plot and writing are bad – well then, I’ve wasted my time.