A review by seeceeread
Blackass by A. Igoni Barrett

3.25

💭 "We are all constructed narratives."

Plot: Furo Wariboko, an unemployed Nigerian seeking a job among thousands of applicants, wakes up to discover he is now white.
SpoilerAbandoning his family, he rushes to the interview and is offered a job for which he didn't apply. Realizing he needs to find a way to pass two weeks before he begins work, he finnagles housing and a kept lifestyle with Syreeta, herself a mistress. Their avid lovemaking reveals he has a blackass, and he begins to fully inhabit a 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘴𝘴 persona. Once he begins work as a salesperson with a new company (where the books for business people are real bangers, like Covey's 𝟳 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗶𝘁𝘀), he is quickly offered several other gigs to be the white-man-in-front. And two weeks in, accepts one because it allows him to more deliberately actualize his new alter ego, Frank Whyte. Along the way, we also meet Igoni, a writer whose gender changes halfway through the story. She's the only person who understands what Furo is experiencing, and the only person who maintains a tenuous tie to his previous life. When she outs him to his family who has been frantically searching for him, via a phone call, he dutifully waits at the door to greet them.


The back cover blurbs call this "a devastating social parable," "hallucinatory brilliance," and "the best kind of serious." I am less smitten. The casual asides strewn every few pages about Nigerian dysfunction and capitol city chaos were not funny, to me, though I think they were meant to be. Furo takes them at face value, hearing biting commentary as permission to ruthlessly take — money, advantage, opportunity: "Life in Lagos was locked in a constant struggle against empathy. Compassion was a fatal fracturing in hearts bunkered against the city's hardness." I don't believe main characters must be likable, yet this one is especially heinous.

An extended introduction to Furo's sister through Twitter posts needed better integration. I wished for more absurdity, more high drama, in a scene filled with moneyed Nigerian women who all married white Westerners. Furo's failed romance with a co-worker unnecessarily shows his callousness, which is brutally demonstrated in the next plot point:
SpoilerHe coerces his lover to end a pregnancy she desires with a manipulative lie.


Barrett started with short stories and I'm curious as to whether their more concise design yielded tighter, punchier versions of his ideas.