A review by fuunosenshi
Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

1.0

I kept waiting for the good part to come. It never did. This thing had so much hype, and I picked it up to see for myself what that was all about... I finished it because I skipped most of it; Ana is oh, so boring. The smutt wasn't even that good. There was a scene that made me wonder how was she still alive, since she basically gives him a BJ under the water while taking a bath (she never came up for air, I just started thinking she was dead).