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A review by nelehjr
Lady in the Water: A Bedtime Story by M. Night Shyamalan
3.0
Next time one of you hoes asks me why it's so hard to get published in children's fiction Immuna point!
Jeeeeeesh.
If I hadn't seen the movie, I'd yeet this sucker. Like, my deep love of the movie is the only thing keeping this from being a two star.
Ight. To recap. We have a child who has a pool. There's a Narf who builds a house under it. The Narf has to be seen by someone (maybe you, reader) then she can go home with a big eagle. There's a hyena who wants to kill her, and the hyena is scared of 3 monkeys who killed their parents. Sssh, just let it happen, small child. You're probably the vessel.
Absolutely the eff not for children. Heck yes to the the movie! The illustrations are breath taking!
Jeeeeeesh.
If I hadn't seen the movie, I'd yeet this sucker. Like, my deep love of the movie is the only thing keeping this from being a two star.
Ight. To recap. We have a child who has a pool. There's a Narf who builds a house under it. The Narf has to be seen by someone (maybe you, reader) then she can go home with a big eagle. There's a hyena who wants to kill her, and the hyena is scared of 3 monkeys who killed their parents. Sssh, just let it happen, small child. You're probably the vessel.
Absolutely the eff not for children. Heck yes to the the movie! The illustrations are breath taking!