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A review by justlarissareads
Upon Blooded Lips by Michaella Dieter
2.0
DNF @ 48%
This book started out really good and I was invested in the story until I wasn't anymore and it happened pretty fast.
The sex scenes were beyond cringey the further I got & this had nothing to do with the fact that it's a taboo storyline. For instance:
" I straddle Eric & grasping his pork sword, I lower myself onto it..."
"Nate! My heat-seeking moisture missle just wants to play! Come back!"
"Fuck stick. Danger noodle. Disco stick. Flesh rod. Lap rocket. Love muscle. Meat popsicle."
"My one-eyed wonder weasel is getting lonely"
"Don't you glower at me, Mister Monster Cock."
"My jizz sprinkler is harder than granite."
It continues on in this manner, between two grown men and a woman supposedly role playing. Gag. It just felt so immature and this is exactly where I tapped out.
This book started out really good and I was invested in the story until I wasn't anymore and it happened pretty fast.
The sex scenes were beyond cringey the further I got & this had nothing to do with the fact that it's a taboo storyline. For instance:
" I straddle Eric & grasping his pork sword, I lower myself onto it..."
"Nate! My heat-seeking moisture missle just wants to play! Come back!"
"Fuck stick. Danger noodle. Disco stick. Flesh rod. Lap rocket. Love muscle. Meat popsicle."
"My one-eyed wonder weasel is getting lonely"
"Don't you glower at me, Mister Monster Cock."
"My jizz sprinkler is harder than granite."
It continues on in this manner, between two grown men and a woman supposedly role playing. Gag. It just felt so immature and this is exactly where I tapped out.