A review by vengefuldime
The Young Visiters or, Mr. Salteena's Plan by Daisy Ashford

Takes me back to fanfiction.net days… pretty good for a nine year-old actually.


“Words fail me ejaculated Bernard horsly my passion for you is intense he added fervently.”

“The Earl only got two rarther sickly girls called Helen and Marie because the last one looked slightly french.”

“This is agony cried Mr Salteena clutching hold of a table my life will be sour grapes and ashes without you.”