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A review by oana_i
The Darkest King by Gena Showalter
1.0
This is not good people! Honest to whatever gods you pray to.
I ussed to love the Lotu series damn but this....this is not good! Poorly written charcters, clichees up to high heaven...pun intended! Long lost brother, father issues,girl unicorn and I can go on. Oh I hate the way they talk to each other ..who the fuck talks like that? Who you ask? All of them ....I wanted this book to be a culmination of epicness ...fail! Major fail.
Another thing William the fuckin' toolbag douche doesn't bang the same girl twice so the Unicorn lady friend has interchangeable hair ....really ? Dude can't commit so you make the main female change hair every 2 seconds to please the shovinist?! Yeah....female empowering much?! Neah that's for cool authors!
Madam Showalter if you ever come accros this review please please do something about the next books! Stop with the fuckin clichees! Oh and the sex scenes...jessus crist fuck me up cringe fest galore! Ewwww.....so much cringe...ewww ew ewwww!!! And I had to get drunk to read it btw because it was that bad! Pffff...don't do it...don't read this book...just don't.
I ussed to love the Lotu series damn but this....this is not good! Poorly written charcters, clichees up to high heaven...pun intended! Long lost brother, father issues,girl unicorn and I can go on. Oh I hate the way they talk to each other ..who the fuck talks like that? Who you ask? All of them ....I wanted this book to be a culmination of epicness ...fail! Major fail.
Another thing William the fuckin' toolbag douche doesn't bang the same girl twice so the Unicorn lady friend has interchangeable hair ....really ? Dude can't commit so you make the main female change hair every 2 seconds to please the shovinist?! Yeah....female empowering much?! Neah that's for cool authors!
Madam Showalter if you ever come accros this review please please do something about the next books! Stop with the fuckin clichees! Oh and the sex scenes...jessus crist fuck me up cringe fest galore! Ewwww.....so much cringe...ewww ew ewwww!!! And I had to get drunk to read it btw because it was that bad! Pffff...don't do it...don't read this book...just don't.