A review by foreveryoungadult
Dead River by Cyn Balog

Graded By: Brian
Cover Story: "Dead River, It's Said, Never Gives Up Her Dead"
Drinking Buddy: Here's Mud in Your Eye (and your mouth, nose, and ears)
Testosterone Level: Icy Dead People
Swoonworthy Scale: Gimme a Big Wet One
Talky Talk: Choppy Waters
Bonus Factors: Back to Nature, "The Phone Calls Were Coming From Upstairs!"
Bromance Status: Wet Blanket

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