A review by trin
Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice

slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

1.5

Genuinely what was she on here. This is...so bad.

Do you want to hear the Bible retold, but worse? Do you want a cameo by Jesus, but he's an asshole? Do you want to hear the Devil/Satan with a Dumber Name monologue for hundreds of pages while Lestat does a subpar version of baby Daniel's "And then what?" which is mostly him gasping melodramatically? Do you want Lestat lapping up menstrual blood in a deeply unsexy manner? 

Well you're getting them!

And then, <i>American Psycho</i>-style, the whole narrative loops around and means nothing.

1.5, because at least this did bring us:

--An extremely funny opening line ("Lestat here.")
--Lestat ruffling Armand's hair
--Lestat drinking from Jesus being a thing that happened
--The ending where Lestat sees his reflection in the window of a closed car dealership, aka the passage that sparked the feud between Anne Rice and the founder of Popeye's chicken. <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1997/03/19/us/where-a-vampire-walked-tastes-clash.html">Please do yourself a favor and read about this</a>.