A review by aoutrance
The Poems of Catullus by Catullus
4.0
Catullus 97Gaius Valerius Catullus, a man himself of great refinement and taste.
Really, I shouldn't have thought that it made any difference
whether Aemilius opened his mouth or his
asshole:
one wouldn't expect to find elegance wafting from either.
However, his asshole does show greater
refinement,
since it has no teeth.